Tuesday, July 21, 2015

You Fail At Talking With Non Gamers If...

Fail Day! Yes here we are in the middle of summer with a Fail Day upon us. What happens in the summer? Well we see people we don't always see because work schedules or more relaxed for everyone. With that and myself being a gamer I am around my fair share of non gamers. So I run into a like problem throwing out the gamer talk. So here is a fail day for me and all the other gamers out there for when we get that look.

You Fail At Talking With Non Gamers If...

  • You keep saying they Ninja'd your Beer
  • You are complaining to others about girlfriend aggro
  • When you fold in poker you say GG
  • You are wondering why someone is so confused by the card that says "You must construct additional Pylons" card in Cards Against Humanity
  • You make a technical alpha joke
  • You pretend to die while touching water and no one laughs
  • People think you are a mime when you are pretending there is an invisible wall
  • You complement someones APM while watching them text
  • You make a joke about how light someone's skin is
  • While instructing someone how to load something on netflix you refer to the buttons as R1 and L1
  • You told someone you pwnd them

and finally

  • You have nothing non gamer related interesting to say

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all enjoyed it and hopefully your conversations are a little less awkward.

1 comment:

  1. so true. make mistakes like this all the time and end up laughing at myself when they just stare at me