So as I was out today just messing around with outside. I realized that in WoW we have no things to really just mess around with. Like when they brought in Heavy Leather balls. Of course they have added to the fun by adding other things we can chuck at one another and play catch with. Also I guess you can add the damn train to the list of things, but it mostly just pisses me off so I won't count it. My request would be to add somethings we can play as a social aspect that are completely useless to the game in every which way. Could be anything. They added a golf course they should just let us play it, that would be pretty awesome. Could add some horseshoes, shuffleboard, lawn bowling, or even lawn darts.
All of these of course would be pretty useless, but again it would only add to the social aspect. With random BGs and Dungeons we lose a bit of the social experience of the server and I really think something like this would bring it back. Who knows many of you probably have better ideas then this to keep people around and chilling with one another but you understand my point. So come on Blizzard you are great at making useless quests, mobs, and stuff. So make something useless that we can use keep us entertained when we don't want to do anything else
Showing posts with label Useless Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Useless Crap. Show all posts
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
What is All This Crap In My Bags?
So, that is the question. You see I always tell people my bags are full and my bank is full and they always ask how the hell can that possibly be the case. Well you see this is very simple, because I keep everything and anything which either looks, cool, had a purpose, or is amusing. So for all those people who cannot believe someone can have so much crap read on. Here is the list of wahts currently in my bags and in my bank. Feel free to tell me some of the crap you have kept.
Bags
Bags
- Hearthstone
- Tank Set(17 Pieces)
- Pally Set(14 Pieces)
- Rogue Set(5 Pieces)
- Wizard Set(4 Pieces)
- Biker Set(2 Pieces)
- DPS Spec Switches(3 Pieces)
- Chilled Meat x20
- Northern Spices x 73
- Baby Spice x 20
- Old Spice x 20
- Heavy Frostweave Bandage x 40
- Snowball x20
- Runed Titanium Rod
- Horde Battle Standard(the original)
- Forever Lovely Rose
- Iron Boot Flask
- Titanium Seal of Dalaran(the coin)
- Direbrew Remote
- Pony Keg
- White Smoke Flare x 20
- Purple Smoke Flare x 20
- Green Smoke Flare x 20
- Glow Worm x 12
- Blessed Medallion of Karabor
- Hook of the Master Angler
- Empty Brew Bottle x 23
- Horde Lance
- Moist Towelette
- Medallion of the Horde
- Mastercraft Kalu'ak Fishing Pole
- Salted Yeti Cheese x 5
- Unusal Compass
- Frenzyheart Brew
- Empty Festival Mug
- Runic Healing Potion x 17
- Chef's Hat
- Apexis Shard x 250
- Boquet of Red Roses
- Lucky Charm
- Sulfurs, Hand of Ragnaros
Bank
- 28 Tabards
- Amulet of Draconic Subversion
- Brewfest Mugs (all 3) and Gear (Full set)
- All other holiday Gear (Thanksgiving, Fire Fest, Easter, Lunar, Christmas(both sets))
- Level 60 gear (DPS, T1, and T2)
- Level 70 Gear (DPS I didn't tank, but I have Illidan's Shield)
- All Two Handers used from level 60 on (Waveslicer, Icebarbed Spear, Bonereavers Edge, High Warlord Great Sword, Crystalforged Axe, Khordium Champion, Merciless Gladiators Greatsword, Twinblade of the Phoenix, Catacylsm's Edge, Apolyon The Soul Render, Colossal Skull-Clad Cleaver, The Deadbone, Betrayer of Humanity, Lotrafen Spear of the Damned, Dual Blade Butcher, and Ramaladni's Blade of Culling)
- All High Warlord Weapon which I could buy when I hit High Warlord
- Ancient Petrified Leaf, and Black Sinew
- Eye of Divinity
- Rune of Recall (porting rune for AV)
- Defender of the Timbermaw
- Old Crafty and Old Ironjaw
- Staff on Conjuring(Never know when you will need lvl 10 food)
- Random Holiday currency items (friendship bracelts, coins,blossoms etc)
- Eternal Quintessence
- Full Eskander's Level 60 Set (Claws, pelt, and necklace)
- Archmage Vargoth's Staff
- Torch of Retribution
- Black Dragonflight Mold (I am no longer a Blacksmith..)
- Ward of the Defiler
- Scepter of Celebras
- Drakefire Amulet
- Mallet of Zul'Farrak
- Seal of Ascension
- Insignia of the Horde
- Lieutenant's Insignia
- Halaa Tokens
- Words of the High Chief (Winterfall Chieftain's Journal)
- Lament of the Highborn
- The War of the Shifting Sands
- Legend of the Horn
- Cenarion Beacon
- Onyxia Scale Cloak
- X-52 Rocket Helm
- The Shoveler
- Bounty of the Harvest
- The Fire Extinguisher
- Spectral Essence
- Battered Steam Tonk Controler
- Red Rider Air Rifle
- Eggscilloscope
- Agent of Nozdormu
- Arcane Rune
- Bloodpetal Zapper
And that is it. So the next time you think you carry around too much useless crap be sure to view this post and wonder why the hell I keep it all.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
I Want More Uselss Crap To Buy
So I haven't ranted about something completely worthless in awhile so I thought today was the perfect day. We all have seen Blizzard has released plushies that we can buy, if you haven't you have been outside too much lately. Yay for using the money we pay for the game to be spent on something for them to make more money rather than adding to the game with it(did that even make sense?). I am not opposed to them making money off the game, but you can't expect me not to complain about it. So what better way to get right into my way of explaining to Blizzard the other useless crap they should allow us to buy.
Twill Set: Yes Blizzard has clothes you can buy, but is there anything more epic than a twill set? Of course not. Now I don't want part of this it has to be full 9/9 or I am not even going to bother. There is nothing worse than an uncompleted twill set. Have you seen what it looks like if you don't have the pants. It is like a wannabe Wonder Woman outfit. Do we really want all the crazy gamers showing up to buy the next expansion looking like that. I thought you would agree. 9/9 please not single pieces.
Action Figures: Now I know they have some, but I want these ones to talk. Like my old school Ninja Turtles, with the string that you pull that would always break. They can make more money this way. Plus I can feel awesome when I can be the talk of the neighbourhood when my Cairne whoops Varian's ass.
Stoppable Force: Now I know you can buy Frostmourne and that is cool and all, but who wouldn't buy a Stoppable Force? It is the greatest grey weapon every created with some competition from the Bulky Maul, Stout War Staff, and of course the Feeble Sword. Better yet make a entire "Grey Weapon" Line. Now that would be something to show off to people visiting your house. "And you see here my prized possession my the Stoppable Force".
Voice Emitter: Remember when you were a kid and you had that toy that you would just push a button and it would say something. Well maybe I am older than you, but they were cool. So just add random voice clips which scare the crap out of people. Nothing like walking up behind someone then playing "BURN YOU MISERABLE WRETCHES" now if that didn't give grandma a heart attack she would certainly have to change her depends.
Peon Mallet: What better way to immortalize every ones favourite starter quest than to let them buy the very thing they forced peons back to work with. Of course you would have to put a disclaimer on it as to not promote violence...
Flying Mount Replicas: You know my favourite part of Toy Story? I know your thinking what the hell does that have to do with anything, but whatever it makes sense. It is when Buzz is watching the commercial of himself and it says "not a flying toy". I love when they put crap on toys that is so obvious, because there is obviously always some idiot who would try then complain when it can't do what they want it to. So this is my chance. So instead of like the tooltips says "this is a very fast ___" we can write "this ___ doesn't move get over it"
Talking Stuff Animals: You know those stuff toys when you throw them into something they talk. Well let's make some of those. Why? Because how awesome would it be to have a Kael when you throw him into the wall he says "Merely a Setback!"
Soft Drink: Well every other company when they want to gouge their consumers they do this so Blizzard should just join the party. Hell why not make a cereal too, you could call it Orgrimmar O's.
Ok rant is over you can all rest easy now that you read all of that and have remained sane. Just a reminder today is the last day to get your stories about people going crazy for achievements.
Twill Set: Yes Blizzard has clothes you can buy, but is there anything more epic than a twill set? Of course not. Now I don't want part of this it has to be full 9/9 or I am not even going to bother. There is nothing worse than an uncompleted twill set. Have you seen what it looks like if you don't have the pants. It is like a wannabe Wonder Woman outfit. Do we really want all the crazy gamers showing up to buy the next expansion looking like that. I thought you would agree. 9/9 please not single pieces.
Action Figures: Now I know they have some, but I want these ones to talk. Like my old school Ninja Turtles, with the string that you pull that would always break. They can make more money this way. Plus I can feel awesome when I can be the talk of the neighbourhood when my Cairne whoops Varian's ass.
Stoppable Force: Now I know you can buy Frostmourne and that is cool and all, but who wouldn't buy a Stoppable Force? It is the greatest grey weapon every created with some competition from the Bulky Maul, Stout War Staff, and of course the Feeble Sword. Better yet make a entire "Grey Weapon" Line. Now that would be something to show off to people visiting your house. "And you see here my prized possession my the Stoppable Force".
Voice Emitter: Remember when you were a kid and you had that toy that you would just push a button and it would say something. Well maybe I am older than you, but they were cool. So just add random voice clips which scare the crap out of people. Nothing like walking up behind someone then playing "BURN YOU MISERABLE WRETCHES" now if that didn't give grandma a heart attack she would certainly have to change her depends.
Peon Mallet: What better way to immortalize every ones favourite starter quest than to let them buy the very thing they forced peons back to work with. Of course you would have to put a disclaimer on it as to not promote violence...
Flying Mount Replicas: You know my favourite part of Toy Story? I know your thinking what the hell does that have to do with anything, but whatever it makes sense. It is when Buzz is watching the commercial of himself and it says "not a flying toy". I love when they put crap on toys that is so obvious, because there is obviously always some idiot who would try then complain when it can't do what they want it to. So this is my chance. So instead of like the tooltips says "this is a very fast ___" we can write "this ___ doesn't move get over it"
Talking Stuff Animals: You know those stuff toys when you throw them into something they talk. Well let's make some of those. Why? Because how awesome would it be to have a Kael when you throw him into the wall he says "Merely a Setback!"
Soft Drink: Well every other company when they want to gouge their consumers they do this so Blizzard should just join the party. Hell why not make a cereal too, you could call it Orgrimmar O's.
Ok rant is over you can all rest easy now that you read all of that and have remained sane. Just a reminder today is the last day to get your stories about people going crazy for achievements.
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