Garrosh's End

So there will be no Reader Post this week because Garrosh's end has come out and I have had tons of requests on my take on it. With that in mind this post has an extreme amount of SPOILERS so if you don't want any of those then don't keep reading and then complain about spoilers. So with that in mind here it goes

First off here are the two endings specific to the faction the kill was achieved on

So a few things about this. I am glad with the choice. I think picking a non-orc shows the Horde as accepting of all the races. Also the Horde needs a martial Warchief, and Thrall for all his accomplishments is a diplomat. Vol'jin has been with Thrall the entire time, he rejected an offer by the God King of the Trolls himself to join the Zandalari himself, even when shadows of doubt lingered around him, he stayed loyal to the Horde and what it stood for, even working with the Allliance to preserve what he saw all his Horde, true family.

What is of interest is the random appearance by Gallywix and Sylvanas' rather approach to the whole thing. There is also of not how Jaina is still quite upset and may actually become Sylvanas' mirror on the Alliance. AS Varian and Garrosh used to be.

One of the bug things is Garrosh isn't dead and he is going to have a trial. I assume this will be the lead in to the next expansion as the last time all the leaders got together well Thrall got split into pieces and ended up getting married. So I just have a feeling that something big if not huge is going to happen and that trial, but we will have to wait and see the result.

Overall I think it is a interesting ending. Varian recognizes the Horde is broken, but is not sure if the Alliance is worth the sacrifice in dismantling it, and let's be honest I am pretty sure the Horde leaders would be able to kill the Alliance ones who were there in the room.

So that is it my thoughts, let me know what you think one way or another.

Ask Gauss

Here we are Sunday Morning. Always a great time for pancakes, maybe with some white chocolate chips in them, covered in some strawberry jam and of course layered in real maple syrup. I just made you hungry didn't I? It is all good you should make some, mine were pretty awesome. Anyways, got sidetracked. Sunday means Ask Gauss the post of the week where I answer questions sent to me throughout the week. Unsure home to send in your questions? Well as always it is the top right of the page or if you are too lazy to look there Gaussafication@gmail.com works just as well. So let's get into it then.

So the patch is right around the corner. Who is going to be the new Warchief of the Horde?

This is a very good question. If you asked me awhile ago I would have thought Nazgrim was a shoe in to take over as long as Thrall didn't come back and say. It's me what's all of your problems? Nazgrim though if you don't know is one of the bosses and appears to die during his encounter. Forever loyal to his warchief even when he knew it was the wrong thing.

Now I always thought the Warchief of the Horde needed to be a Orc. After all this is Warcraft. It started out as Orcs vs Humans. Now if they keep with this I don't see how Thrall doesn't come back or Saurfang takes over. Really there is no other high profile orcs that have the leadership abilities. Who haven't been killed ie Nazgrim and Saurfang the Younger, unless some how they make an Eitrigg stroyline make sense.

I honestly think after reading Shadows of the Horde that Vol'jin will be the leader. It makes sense from the point of the Alliance that a non Orc would lead out of respect for what happened. Also throughout the book they were talking about how races didn't matter and it was about family and home. This to me is foreshadowing the moment of being an Orc doesn't matter. So with all that in mind Vol'jin I believe has it locked up.

How goes healing?

I don't mind it really. It is a different style of play. Makes me angrier when people do stupid things because I often have to heal them through it, or be a hero and heal trash packs and bosses. I don't find it overly difficult to watch fight mechanics and health bars because as a raid leader for years I was already watching all that for everyone anyway. I am just now eliminating the middle and I am responsible for it.

Have you ever played Halo Reach?

I know this is a troll, but really?

There you have it questions answered for the week. Hope you all got something out of it. Enjoy what is left of your weekend, and if you are lucky your long weekend tomorrow!

Why I Should Be Warchief

So a friend of mine is running for a political position and I have been helping him with his campaign. Yesterday, he had to answer a bunch of questions for the media when I got this idea for a post. So think of it as Garrosh having a news conference and he will answer these questions.

Why do you feel people should follow you as Warchief?

Because my father is a great war hero of the Horde. They should give me the respect he has earned.

What is your opinion of Night Elves?

Kill them.

What makes you different from others?

I am a brown orc.

How do you propose to deal with the current situation on Azeroth?

Start a war with everyone that I can't possibly win and then blame it on someone else when it fails.

Why did you waste all the materials on these structures when they are now less abundant?

What does abundant mean?

Why did you attack a neutral faction and make them an enemy?

I heard Varian told them I was dog

When Thrall returns what is your plan?

To blame everything that went wrong on Vol'jin.

That is it for today enjoy what is left of your weekend.

So If Thrall Calls it Quits...

So if Thrall decides what is being talked about and he no longer be the Warchief of the Horde. I have come up with reasons Why I Gauss should be the Warchief and not Garrosh.

Why Garrosh is Bad

• First of all Garrosh is a warrior who dual wields one handers. Talk about noob and learn how to spec. I think even Bagellord knows that is fail. Also did you see how many times Varian Parried him he must also not be hit capped. God dam Noob.
• Does he think we forgot that he sat in Nagrand for months crying like a baby how he would never be a good leader. Yes your daddy was big and strong, and all we know from you is that you cried that you would never be as good as him.
• He obviously doesn't know how to insult anyone correctly. "Pig" or "Pompous King" is the best he can come up with. How has he not commented on that moron's hair its like free ammunition.
• I am all for giving rights to the mentally disabled, but we don't need a leader whose intellect is obviously extremely sub par. He crashed and ruined all the ships when he landed in Northrend and pretty much wasted all the materials he brought building a massive fortress which no one ever attacks. Not to mention Saurfang rips him apart and he doesn't even realize it. We would also need to move the throne room from the "Valley of Wisdom" as this obviously wouldn't make sense anymore.
• I am also all for equal rights for minorities, but do we really need to prove it by electing a brown orc?
• I heard he would reinforce Silvermoon. So secretly he must be a member of [The Protectors of Silvermoon]
• His instructions for quests would be worse than that Pirate in Howling Fjord. "KILL stuff in that place where the things are and KILL others there and ya KILL more now BE GONE"

Why Gauss is Good

• Dr Pepper will be sold on all drink vendors in Orgrimmar
• It would be easier for me to hand out War Bears to everyone
• Taurens are Bigger and obviously bigger is better
• Our Economy will always be stable
• I will make firework stacks be more than 5!
• Pi Day will become a new Holiday
• Mathematician will become a new Profession
• Barrens Chat will be disabled
• Ret Pallys will be isolated in all cities so they can just bitch to one another and keep the rest of us out of it
• Boomsitck Imports will be renamed "Gauss' Emporium" sorry Kaja I will find you a job somewhere else.

and lastly and most importantly

• I will bomb Silvermoon

Gauss for Warchief in 2010 the campaign starts now!