I Rolled Horde

So with the bickering that was on Thanksgiving and the Canadian vs American arguement I thought this would be an interesting take on the I AM CANADIAN ad from a few years back. Here that is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg and now my Warcraft take on it.

Hey
I'm not a Demon
or a murderer
And I don't live in a cave
or eat children or own a zeppelin
And I don't know
Tunk, Tamk, or Salze from Orgrimmar
Although I'm sure they're really really noob
I have a Warchief not a King
I speak Orcish and Taurahe not Common
And I pronounce it "Llane" not "Lalane"
I can proudly sew my Guild's crest on my tabard
I believe in the Earthmother not Elune
Bloodlust not Heroism
And that the Kodo is a truly proud and noble animal.
A robe is a dress a hawkstrider is a chocobo
And it is pronounced "G-OW-ss" not "G-Ah-ss", "G-OW-SS"!
Mulgore is the 2nd largest starting zone
The 1st Nation of Taurens
And the best part of Kalimdor
MY NAME IS GAUSS and I ROLLED HORDE!!

As always tell me how I did. This actually might be funny to make my own video of, but then I would actually need the time to do so.