You Fail At Pretending To Be AFK If...

It's Tuesday so it's time for you fail! I know you are all excited and to all those people who say I cannot keep coming up with topics, are you kidding me? So much fail going around I could do this everyday. Let's get down to it because I know everyone is excited.

You Fail At Pretending To Be AFK If...

• You have your afk tag on and the person you are trying to fool can see you jumping around
• You think you are talking in binds, but you're not
• You are online with an afk tag for over 15 minutes
• Everyone can see you have done 2 different instances
• You send a misstell to the person you were trying to ignore
• You're talking in trade
• Your excuse is less believable than Bigfoot
• You try to put on the tag in a BG and didn't know you would be ported out
• You complain because you died unaware healers cannot see your health while afk
• You are switching back and forth between toons with the tag on...
• You say in your afk message "i am not afk"
• You are unaware that bio breaks don't take 2+ hours. Well unless you're special.
• You left your mic open and we can hear you watching porn and saying how you're not really afk.
• You lost a duel and used being afk as a reason.

and finally

• You're a ret pally saying you have to say goodnight to your girlfriend.

Free Loot Tuesday and new bosses. Bring on the Lich King!