You Fail At Boss Tactics If...

So it would be Tuesday in case you didn't know, which means it is the time for the weekly addition of fail. I had a lot of ammo for the post this week so I am sure to get someone you know with some of these.

You Fail At Boss Tactics If...

• Your ability to run 20yrds in 5 seconds if non existent
• Distance frames appear to be in a different language
• You conveniently dc whenever you screw up
• The concept of the middle of the room causing confusion
• You interpret "melee stay the fuck away till a target is chosen" as "beat on the thing while you blow up the raid"
• When you are targeted for an icetomb you want to share this experience with the entire raid
• LoS some how means die like a champ
• You think dragons don't cleave or tail swipe.
• The word "stack" means be as far away as possible so you get no heals
• "Stop DPS" means blow all cooldowns so I have awesome numbers on the damage meter
• Don't go on platform means run up on it to target the boss like a pro
• You think purple flames are finally the flames that give you haste
• You think staying spread out is only a guideline
• Bloodlust after next portal means Bloodlust now
• You caused a raid wipe or almost did then complain like a 8 year old when asked to step out
• You think decurse means everyone but you

and finally

• Your tactics on a boss fight cause people to hearthing during pulls

That is it for this week. Enjoy your free loot Tuesday unless that is if you are extending of course!