You Fail At The WoW Real Life Barrier If...

So it is Tuesday and as always time for the weekly dose of fail. I have been adding to this list for awhile now, but something else always came up before I shared it with all of you. So sit back and laugh, because I am thinking many of these are close to home for you or someone you may know.

You Fail At The WoW Real Life Barrier If...

• You ask a girl you're on a date with if she really is a girl
• Instead of asking for a ride you ask for a port
• You push your push to talk button when talking to someone in the room
• You question why would you eat food that doesn't give you a buff
• You make the auction house noise after you buy something at a store
• Your honeymoon was or will be at Blizzcon
• You can't go see that movie because "you're not attuned"
• You set your work schedule around your raiding schedule
• You complain why the grocery store doesn't use OneBag
• You have a son named Arthas
• When fixing something you complain how the parts would be cheaper if they were cloth
• You wonder if Tankspot has a strat for buying new clothes
• You ask someone to pickup something up from the vendor on their way home
• You ask someone to conjure you up some food
• You accuse people of ninjaing your parking space
• Your pickup line is "Looking for 1 more Dinner and a Movie"
• When someone asked you to come to a party you say "10 or 25?"

and finally

• When a doctor sends you to a specialist you call him a noob for not maxing his profession

That is it for this week hope it was worth waiting for. Good Luck this Free Loot Tuesday.