Tuesday, July 20, 2010

You Fail At Telling People How To Play If...

So Tuesday it is and everyone's favourite thing of the week. That being Fail Day. I got this idea after the last week and the adventures that happened in trade chat. That was of course the motivation, but not the only source of it all. Enjoy!

You Fail At Telling People How To Play If...
  • Your knowledge of hit caps is non existent
  • You are a warrior with the Strength Ashen Verdict ring
  • You got carried through all your Heroic kills
  • You get mind controlled on Blood Queen
  • You don't know names of your abilities you just know you hit them
  • You forget to change your gear or spec before a pull
  • You say raid frames are useless for DPS
  • You disengaged off the Frozen Throne instead of tranq shotting
  • You are still of the belief that fire gives haste
  • You tab target
  • You think macros are for lazy people
  • You just hit the pretty buttons
  • You are mind boggled by the whole assist thing
  • You don't listen to those with experience you don't have
  • You cannot switch targets
  • Your interrupt skills are on par with your avoiding ghost skills
  • For some reason you still want to do all the bosses in heroics because you think it gives more badges

and finally

  • Your name is Sosarin or Metapod

That is it for this week hope you enjoyed the weekly addition of fail. May your Free Loot Tuesday bring you the the 0's and 1's you are looking for.

6 comments:

  1. Sometimes getting mindcontrolled is not your fault...

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  2. I hate people that try to give advice and are completely fail. Why would I listen to them in the first place.

    -Boggle

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  3. Paladins are allowed to not know their ability names. I mean, honestly, Divine Hammer-Shield of Light's Holy Vengeance....

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  4. "You forget to change your gear or spec before a pull"

    I seem to remember back in ToC a certain warrior tanking beasts as Arms spec because he forgot to switch..wont mention any names but it rhymed with house ;)

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  5. "You don't know names of your abilities you just know you hit them."

    Oh come on...Lead with 6. Then hit 7, and Steady shot and 9. Replenish 9 when it's up and 6 and and Steady shot (Sorry, it's not keybound.) And don't you come after me or I'll have to spam 2, 3 and 4.

    Ha ha on Meta. That was such a good conversation from a reader's POV.

    --Gimmlette

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  6. This is so funny. Thanks for the read. I think we have all ran into players that just didn't play smart. Or - thought they knew so much they would be the ones making the worse mistakes.

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