You Fail At Loot If...

It is upon us, a new Fail Day. The day where everyone tunes in just to see what special kind of fail exists. So just sit back laugh, say I know someone like that, and say "oh shit that's me". Without waiting any longer here it goes

You Fail At Loot If...

• You say something is an upgrade just because it increases your gearscore
• You don't put gems in or enchant new gear because you are going to upgrade it soon
• Your alts have better gear than your main
• Regardless of the loot rules you roll when something you want drops
• You complain endlessly when an Armor Penetration trinket goes to a class that benefits from it more gets it first
• You show up once a week and expect your BiS pieces
• You're a hunter that thinks everything is a hunter weapon
• You want more hit so you can raid Cataclysm content in level 80 gear
• You got a Legendary and still believe you can sell items you looted
• You expect the boss to hand you the loot without learning the encounter
• Your dice only roll up to 31
• Whenever you don't get a piece of loot you immediately find your caps lock button and seemingly smash your face on your keyboard to make a point
• You complain how your class never gets a legendary. We know give it a rest
• Your 0s and 1s make you feel better about yourself

and finally

• You're a loot whore

That is it for this week. Enjoy your Free Loot Tuesday hope you get everything your heart desires.