You Fail At Blackwing Descent If...

HAPPY FAIL DAY!!! Oh yes once again it is everyone's favourite day of the week. The day of immense celebration and shunning. Now some of you who are new to Fail Day might have missed the times when I did some of my "guides". You see I know there are many sites and people that make how to videos or how to checklists for instances or bosses. Not around here. You see I just tell you what you or other people will be doing wrong and do it in a way that will make you feel like a complete idiot for doing so. So let's tackle everyone's favourite entry instance Blackwing Descent. You Fail At Blackwing Descent If...

• You don't know how to get inside of it and ask for summons every time your raid goes here


• You complain constantly about how you have to fly for 10 years to actually get to the instance and go on and on about Blizzard making a portal


• You didn't know the entrance was where you actually fought our good friend Nefarian the first time.


• You watch pretty lava spew out of the ground and send you 200 feet in the air


• You have a hard time pressing 1 and clicking the little pretty green circle on a giant spike


• You root a slime that is chasing you and cause it to explode on a melee


• You dont stop attacking Magmatron when his shield up causing nerd rage all around and leading to your discussion of how you tab target


• You find new and exciting ways to die on the elevator each and every time


• You have to tranq shot by finding it in your spellbook


• You wave at people trapped in Iceblocks and wish them well


• You interrupt things that the raid leader keeps screaming at you to not interrupt


• You have problems avoiding giant circular spinning disks that make snails appear fast


• You stand there while a blind dragon is breathing fire at you


• You find the concept of not healing people over 10k as difficult


• You think it is amazingly cool to watch Onyxia blow up


• You love to add to your statistics of "dying in fire and lava"


• You believe interrupts are hard and should be removed from the game

and finally

• You still do not understand that dragons have a tail swipe and a cleave

And there we have it. If you learn to not do these things I will say without a doubt in my mind that Blackwing Descent will go much more smoothly. Good Luck on this Free Loot Tuesday