You Fail At Thinking Today Was Patch Day If...
- You spent all your Valor points on useless things so they wouldn't be wasted
- You converted your Valor points to conquest because you needed another week to get enough Valor points to buy anything of use
- You parked all your toons by the spawn locations of rare mobs
- You posted your auctions before you went to bed last night in the hopes of making gold from the patch
- You bought up all kinds of materials for way overpriced amounts so you could have the materials to make something today
- You stayed up for 100 hours straight increasing your rating high enough to be Gladiator level
- You won 100 Rated Battlegrounds yesterday so you could be one of the first to ride the pretty new mounts
- You logged out all 30 of your 85s in Hyjal in hopes that at least one of them would be able to log on and get into the Firelands
- You tweeted how excited you were for the patch on twitter with a 5 hour countdown
- You logged on and yelled in trade "Isn't it a great day to be patch day"
- You updated all your addons one by one when they weren't even updated for the patch
- Your Facebook status for the day was "OMG ITS PATCH DAY"
- You booked the day off work so you could be "prepared"
- You posted the longest forum post in history about how this patch day has ruined WoW and how it will be the death of the game
- You got a tattoo "I survived patch day 06/21/11" with a little Ragnaros beside it
I can already tell many of these things will already happen. Some people are so predictable.
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