You Fail At Being A Gamer If...

Happy Fail Day Everyone! Oh yes it is that time of the week again. This week I am doing a fail day post that has been requested for I don't have any idea how long. I never did it because I thought there were just way too many options to put in. Well I finally made up my mind on which make the cut so here goes.

You Fail At Being A Gamer If...

• The only games you have ever played are on the Xbox 360
• You think you are the coolest person in the world because you own a microphone
• You have ever said "come look at me sweet new gaming machine" then proceeded to show someone a Mac
• You have no clue what Esports is
• You don't often wonder if Bowser is sleeping with Princess Peach
• You have never yelled "LEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY"
• You have never said anything bad about EA
• The most epic game you ever played starts with an H and ends with an O
• You believe playing Farmville everyday counts as being a gamer
• You don't no what MMO, RPG, ARPG, RTS, TBS, or FPS stand for
• Whenever you have cake you don't wonder if it is a lie
• You settle for being second player
• You are happy just to be playing and don't care if you win or lose
• You are a girl who calls herself a nerd because she took a picture with a controller and has glasses on.

and finally

• The only game you ever play is Call of Duty

There you have it. As always if you are offend I don't care. Enjoy your day!