Tuesday, September 10, 2013

You Fail At Civilizations 5 If...


So here we are with yet another Fail Day! I know you are excited as I am. This past weekend I introduced Safiree, Khulk, and Mitzgar to Civilizations 5. I have been wanting to try out the the new expansion Brave New World so I thought I would force this upon them all. I have always enjoyed the series and Brave New World is just an extension of that. So if you are a Civ fan I recommend picking it up. So what does all this have to do with Fail Day, well you will see!

You Fail At Civilizations 5 If...

  • You chose England on a Pangaea map
  • You expect games to end in a timely manner
  • You don't connect your cities with roads
  • You don't build any additional cities
  • You let all your melee troops die to archers
  • You think unhappiness doesn't matter
  • You never build workers
  • You don't see the point in infecting other cities with your religion
  • You forget to press the next turn button
  • You lost a city to barbarians
  • You return workers to other players
  • You don't demand all of the other civilizations gold when they sue for peace
  • You think clubs vs guns is a good decision
and finally
  • You save a multiplayer games and never finish them
There you go this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it. To my WoW brothers and sisters enjoy the patch today!

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