Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week once again. Time to make ourselves feel better because of others misfortune. Now honestly I don't think there was any other option on what to do for Fail Day this week since most of my free time has been spent playing Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag. So when don't I just get to it so I can get back to playing it.
You Fail At Black Flag If...
- You attack a fort with Chain Shot
- You sink the Jackdaw by ramming into something
- You get caught by a crocodile
- You run out of harpoons while fishing
- You lose a ship in a naval contract
- You don't treat your shanties like a radio station
- You berserk dart your tail target
- You let the online events expire
- You have a broadside battle with a Man-O-War
- You get killed by a gunship
- You lower your wanted rating
- Map reading is not your forte
- You don't think boarding a ship for 3 bags of sugar is worth it
and finally
- You dislike pirates
There you have it this week's edition of fail. Happy Pirating!
I swear I could just sail around and kill ships and not even play the actual game
ReplyDeleteNice! Good stuff as always
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