You Fail At Staying Connected If...

Tuesday. What does that mean? Well it's Free Loot Tuesday. It means I can farm souls for my Shadow's Edge, it means I have the pleasure of doing 100000 swaps in and out of raid and it means someone is bound to ask if I can run For The Horde. Oh and it also means it is time for this weeks You Fail. So let's get to it.

You Fail At Staying Connected If...

• Your ping is greater than your age squared
• Your experience in the game is lag or more lag
• You believe me when I say /camp is the answer
• You keep linking a piece of loot and wonder why you keep getting booted
• You have ret pally Internet ie dial up
• When told to power cycle your modem you laugh because you thought it was a new WoW joke
• "The Running Man" is your nickname
• You rename cities with the word "lag" inserted into them
• You don't put a password on your router
• You just googled "router"
• When you answer your cell you dc
• You have a macro to disconnect yourself or others
• You argue about how your satellite Internet is awesome only to find out you disconnected while explaining
• Less people know the name of your ISP than the amount of "friends" Bagellord has
• You forget to plug in your laptop
• You preform 3 casts without seeing any of them happen

and finally

• When you come back from a dc everyone knows why you dc'd even without you explaining why

May the boss drops be with you!