You Fail At Desecrating Flames If...

So we have a patch today, which isn't really a real patch because we don't get the instance that everyone was waiting for, because some crap about Europe not getting a fair shot at world firsts or was it because they want to test out the Real ID thing without releasing the instance. Now that was one hell of a sentence if it even was one, you all know me and English. Anyways, it is Fail Day so better get on with it.

You Fail At Desecrating Flames If...

• You think Hordies will just let you get the flame
• You run to your flight master outside Everlook only to realize I killed it
• You think I will give up chasing after you
• You think you can stealth in as low level
• You take the Zep from Orgrimmar to Thunder Bluff only to be Thunderfucked off the Bluff
• You charge at me then after realizing who you charged you run like hell
• You think you being killed gets any less fun
• You realize you are missing a flight path
• You are unaware of where the flames are located
• You don't kill the NPCs when desecrating so the flame is unable to be honored
• You follow me around expecting me to protect you
• You are doing this only to earn gold
• You don't purge all settlements as you pass through, creating a path of destruction
• You say to yourself or others "How do I get there?" while running around

and finally

• You think you are getting my Thunder Bluff flame while I am there

That good luck getting the flames. To all the people I killed yesterday in Thunder Bluff I hope you keep trying because I will be happy to keep killing you over and over. Enjoy your Free Loot no real Patch Day Patch Day.