In The Guild Bank It Goes

Today is Friday and time for the week's Reader Post. One thing to note is this week I remembered to give you all a topic to send me stuff for. Which makes organizing this post a much easier feat. So to explain everyday I am sometimes amazing at the things that end up in the guild bank. I wanted to hear about what everyone else has had to deal with. To the fun!

We have this guildie who always enjoys taking each of the stacks of bullets and separating them into singles wasting the entire guild bank space.

There used to be someone in my guild that would put in a "useless item of the day" like soap on a rope, random grey items, or broken I-WIN buttons.

We have a joker guildie you likes to spell swear works with the enchanting mats that people donate.

I always enjoyed donating gold to the guild bank, which was other guild members telephone numbers. This of course wasn't as funny when they figured it out...

My guild master used to disenchant stuff for me all the time and then complained that I was clogging up his mailbox. So instead I decided one day to fill up the entire guild bank with random greens for him to disenchant. After that he never complained about me filling up his mailbox again.

I once take everything out of the guild bank on April Fools Day to make the entire guild think I got hacked. Was the funniest thing ever and was laughing so hard while everyone else was freaking out.

That is it for this week, and I thought people putting stuff back in the wrong tab was bad enough...

Enjoy your weekend!

You Fail At Guild Banking If..

So happy Tuesday! Icecrown buff goes up again today at least that is what I am being told. So which probably means people will be killing shit they haven't yet. Whatever that may be. Tuesday is of course Fail Day, and this week's post is something which is near and dear to me. We all know those people that some how some way find a way to screw it up.

You Fail At Guild Banking If...

• You have tabs named Stuff 1, Stuff 2, and Stuff 3
• You alphabetize everything across all the tabs
• You arrange things in rows instead of columns
• You have so much junk you have to use the guild bank to hold it
• Anything ever put in the guild bank is just crap no one will ever need
• You have an endless supply of mana and healing injectors which are now obsolete
• You wonder why no ones wants the Dalaran clam chowder
• You put your pink shirt in the bank when you were putting pots and flasks away
• All the smoke you keep is white
• You put flasks back in the tab made for food
• You put 111g instead of the required 100g because it is easier for you to press "1" three times
• You think guild bank tabs are too expensive
• You fill out the notes on each tab thinking that people will listen to the "accepted" tab items
• You let people prone to being hacked have full access

and finally

• Your banks needs is based on that of a ret pally

And there we have it. Enjoy the buff kill, kill some bosses, make professor plum proud, and celebrate your Free Loot Tuesday.