Showing posts with label Hunter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hunter. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

You Fail At Being A Hunter If...

So Happy Fail Day everyone! Today is installment number two of the classes for Fail Day. I know it will be hard to top the Pally, but by popular request the Hunter is going to be number two. So sit back and laugh at your friends, laugh at the people you think are your friends, laugh at your alts, and of course take offense that I am laughing at you.

You Fail At Being A Hunter If...
  • You have a pet whose name is the animal it is
  • You run out of amount and must melee a boss
  • The concept of kiting evades you
  • You leave aspect of the daze on
  • You disengage off a cliff
  • You ever have to pay a repair bill
  • You think volley is pro AoE
  • Your ability to misdirect a tank is non existent
  • You ever have used the term "Hunter Weapon"
  • You are BM spec for progression raids
  • You have aggro problems
  • You don't know the reason hunters are referred to as "huntards"
  • You complain hunters have never received a chance at a legendary
  • Your name is in any way a reference to Legolas

and finally

  • Your pet ran away during a boss pull because you forgot to feed it

That is it for this week. Hope all of you hunters had a good laugh and hope all of the non hunters got a good laugh, because your class could be next week! Good luck on this Free Loot Tuesday!