Till Death Do Us Part

Friday! You know that day after Thursday and the one that comes before Saturday. Well that day is today! More importantly though Friday means it is time for the weekly Reader Post. This week I asked you all to send in who you thought would be getting married next in terms of Lore. So let's see what everyone came up with.

I think it is pretty obvious with Thrall off the market that Jaina and Varian will be getting together. The starting of this coming together are very apparent in the novel "The Shattering" where she is becoming very motherly to Anduin. Not to mention there to comfort Varian. I don't think we will see this happening this expansion, but I believe certainly in the next one.

Sylvannas to someone and I really have no idea who. I just know Blizzard has something up their sleeve with Sylvannas making her this big epic thing in the game at some point and this will happen. Could ever be that deathkight she took hostage to "correct" his thinking.

Sargeras and Azshara is my guess and this will be in the next expansion we will find it has already happened. They were destined to be consorts during the War of the Ancients so it only makes sense. Also because everyone seems to know who Sargeras is, but are a little behind in knowing who Azshara is so this gives us Blizzard the opportunity to showcase how powerful she is and not only them just telling us this by being the "big baddy" of the next expansion.

I think the next likely people to get married would be Aggra and Thrall getting re-married. You see they will have children Thrall will go back to the Horde and start ignoring Aggra she will want a divorce and then he will be all lonely because he doesn't have his family anymore because his kids don't like the big city and want to hang around with Mom in Nagrand. Thrall will then give up his job, his life, and everything else because that is what everyone women expects and they will get re-married. Yes I know it is a wonderful love story.

There we have it that is it for this week. Hope you all enjoyed it. If you want to take part in next week's Reader Post look for the next topic on Sunday's Ask Gauss post. Thank you to everyone who sent something in and enjoy your weekend.

Getting Married In WoW

So I was reading the paper the other day as I normally do when there isn't much else to do. Leafs Own by the way and screw all you non Hockey people. Where was I? Oh ya. I saw an article of this couple who had a World of Warcraft themed wedding. Besides laughing my ass off for a good 10-15 minutes and getting many looks from passersby I thought dam I could write something full of awesome about this.

Now they did this wedding dressed as bloodelves and had the entire place decorated to look like Silvermoon. This made me laugh more knowing that these people fail at WoW and not only at real life. When I went on to read that they had first married their toons in this exact place in Warcraft and wanted to replicate it. Oh isn't that sweet your thinking, I was thinking more of pathetic but to each their own. Anyways this got me thinking where people could actually get married in WoW and how I could possibly rip them apart for doing it, because well that's what I do don't I?

So here goes...

Light's Hope Chapel: So this is a church of course it is surround by death, corpses and almost seems as if your life will be over at any moment. Hey wait this place defines marriage!

Twin Colossus in Feralas: So this is nice in the jungle on top of a mountain or peak whatever you want to call it. It even has a little pond everyone can crowd around wouldn't that be sweet. This though would be a great place for a shotgun wedding since there isn't a simple way to get down from here. So no way out. On the other hand if you realized your life is over this is a great place to commit suicide from.

Lower City: This is your welfare wedding location everything is on the cheap and I assume all the drugs you crack babies will need will not be hard to find. The best part is this is where you picked up your crack whore of a wife and you live in that box by the bird guy.

Moonglade: This would be the perfect place to go if you want no one to come. But really if your getting married in WoW you have no friends anyway so guests isn't something you have to worry about.

Black Temple: This place is like a whore house. Oh wait you met in one...

Scarlet Monastery Cathedral: It's a church and everything is not surrounded by corpses and death. To bad this place is like the definition of fail. Insert "Arise my Champion joke here"

Krauss Landing: At least if you did it here it would appear that people actually cared as there would always be people around. To bad this just proves the fact that you fail.

Winterspring Hot Springs: We all know this was the perfect place for a funeral. God that video was awesome. I AIN'T NO GOD DAM SON OF A BITCH!!! To those that live in a cave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJVolaC8pw&feature=related I can only imagine the forum bitching and complaining which would happen if it were a wedding. This would be so win.

Ok so this wasn't that great but I saw the article and had to right something about it. Also I managed to click a classic WoW video in the process so that is win. So screw you all.

Yes I will be doing some BC raids tonight for all of you who keep asking me and I am ignoring you