Showing posts with label Team. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Team. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

You Fail At Team Objectives If...


Fail Day! Yes here we are that point in the week again where you get to feel just a little bit better about yourself because I am making someone else feel worse. Yes, such a wonderful day isn't it? This week I decided to go with the topic of teamwork because frankly lately I haven't seen much of it when playing with random people and I just have to vent.

You Fail At Team Objectives If...

  • You missed the signal
  • You figure the rest of the team has got it covered
  • You try to take on the other team before anyone arrives
  • You show up after everyone else is dead
  • You didn't know you had to help
  • You aren't exactly sure what you are in fact supposed to do
  • You just rage at people for helping out wrong instead of informing them how to do so correctly
  • You have spent too much time playing single player games
  • You spend more time insulting someone's mother instead of playing the game
  • You just want to be left alone to do your thing in peace
  • Your mic is muted
  • You have serious problems at being given helpful advice
  • You are one of those people who has no business playing a competitive game

and finally

  • You are so bad you believe the team is better off with you not helping at all

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all had a good laugh or at least a good rage out moment recollection.