Oh Joy More Heroic Fun

So yesterday while I was doing my daily heroic, sadly not my fury tank heroic, I got ToC. Now I know I have aggro problems and I expect to pull aggro off random tanks. This is after all how the whole just tank the random as DPS thing started. So anyways, I got into ToC. Not really my favourite instance to do with a bunch of random tools because you actually have to be some what conscious in the instance. I die for the first time on the champions because somehow I ended up pulling aggro on all 3 mobs. Now I always assume these random tanks are horrible, but this was pretty stupid. So I died and didn't run back to help because well I was thirsty and I needed to think of some insults to send the tanks way before we pulled the next boss. It was sad I couldn't really come up with anything out of the ordinary besides "it takes a special kind of suck to be as fail as you". I know disappointing, I'll think harder next time.

Next was the trash before the second boss where this pro of a tank decided to pull two packs at once. Now this would be fine if he wasn't awful and could actually hold aggro. Did you know pressing swipe was hard? Anyways so death number 2 came. I ran back this time in time to finish the couple packs and still managed some how to pull aggro on mobs after running back. We killed the last pack and I surprisingly didn't die. There was of course the boss. I didn't attack for a good 10 seconds to which I then pulled aggro and died ran back and somehow died again. I refused to run back again because it was getting stupid. When this warlock in the group bitches at me for not running back. Sorry but I had died enough on one boss fight in a damn heroic. I showed him the combat log of how many times it happened and he still called me a liar. Some people are just that special kind of stupid. Checking the dps and seeing he was doing 1.4, I wasn't surprised at all. Lock started bitching about how they should just kick me because I was too lazy to run back. When I through in the vote to kick him while the Black Knight was coming down and it passed. Was funny as hell. I died again when the druid failed once again at keeping any such aggro at all. I ran back only to stand in the corner while the second phase was going on as I assumed the tard could use that time to build some aggro. Obviously not I died one more time in the last phase and ended up having a 2min+ rez timer. A rez timer in a damn heroic, and a 100g repair bill...

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Three Score's Carry Me For Gear ToC

So yesterday I had this idea. Since well Herb prices are really out of whack on the server and since I really didn't want to raise the 100g a week for guild raiders, I had a plan. So the plan was simple take some pugs charge them to get and charge per drop. These people could for all I care dance in a corner because we all know ToC 25 on regular mode is serious stuff. So we ended up taking like 8 pugs which was a quick 4000g right there with no drops because of the 500g fee to come in. Surprisingly like everyone got on vent. I can only assume it was because they wanted to hear me bitch and complain. So lets go over how each encounter went.

Northern Beasts

How fun it was to see pugs run as far as they could from people when they got a snobold. Not to mention using those fires to get haste buffs. Clueless people are also awesome at standing in poison and running away from people who they need to be beside to remove toxin. Funny thing is we got the worm achievement for the bunch of tards. How could I forget Icehowl. I brought a guild hunter for a reason, because I knew someone was going to get hit. What I didn't expect was someone when targeted run straight at the boss like a dumbass. Three Score kicks ass anyway and we move on.

Lord Jaraxus

Lets just say people fail at legion flames. I honestly though it was a little funny how people were spelling their names or at least it appeared in the way they ran about like a clueless idiot. He died we dished out the loot.

Faction Champs

This was so amusing because it seemed to last forever. Two of the guildies on the run disconnected so we were basically running with 15 real people. This took forever and at least the people in PvP gear could think they were actually worth something. Sadly a weapon didn't drop as it would have been great for the guild bankroll. To Twins!

Twins

People didn't get colours, people ran into the wrong coloured balls, and people somehow messed up at standing in one place. Like we all know ToC 25 is a joke and this went down without a problem. No trinket though so no big guild payday.

Anub'arak

This actually went really well mainly because no idiot ever got chased and therefore they were never involved in the mechanics of the fight. Although the pugs phase 3 felt the need to heal people even after I said stand there and do nothing, just try to look pretty. All ended well a weapon dropped and it was and easy 5000g for the guild bank not to mention the other items. It worked out great and will probably do the same thing next Friday.

Here are the prices for next week

Entrance: 500g/10 Frost Lotus/25 Stacks of Adder's Tongue
Patterns: 250g/5 Frost Lotus/10 Stacks of Adder's Tongue
Crusader Orbs: 100g/ 2 Frost Lotus/5 Stacks of Adder's Tongue
Armor: 1000g/20 Frost Lotus/50 Stacks of Adder's Tongue
Trinkets: 3000g/60 Frost Lotus/150 Stacks of Adder's Tongue/2 Primal Saronite
Weapons: 5000g/100 Frost Lotus/250 Stacks of Adder's Tongue/3 primal Saronite