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The Tauren & The Blood Elf

 Happy Saturday readers!! My week has been quite lonely. Gauss has been a gay pirate all week. Lol, I mean....playing Black Flag. Glad to say, tons of people participated in the Extra Life event Trion helped sponsor. I played for about 19 hours. Almost got there, but not quite. I had fun :) Battlefield 4 is available, and I heard it was pretty much everything fans were expecting. This is it!! After today i'll go back to complaining about pvping with idiots, and telling you how much fun it's not leveling a cleric in Rift :D ENJOY!!


 The noise was loud. In the deepest part of the forest, it echoed. A cold fog crept through the trees. Even with all the vegetation that was around, it felt so lifeless, and hollow. In the woods the tall dark figure stood alone. The blood elf was gone. He finally felt whole again, satisfied. He started back to the camp. Starting to feel again. He ran his fingers along a fallen tree. He closed his eyes, and looked to the sky. Took a deep breath, taking just the simple touch into his memory.

 While walking through the forest, he noticed himself growing weaker. The dark figure fell to the ground unable to move at all. He was confused. He was sure the blood elf was all he needed. It was her energy that would allow him to live forever on. That it would set him free from his undying hunger for more. Meant he wouldn't have to face his foes, or even have a single bad day. Not with this radiant warmth he took into his soul. His body started glowing with the most beautiful blue-green light he had ever seen. His figure, filling out with detailed traits he had never had before. His hands filled with detail. Fingertips, and palms. He felt more alive in this moment then ever before, he wanted to feel. His eyes, opened wide. Counting stars in the sky. Again, closing his eyes to take in this beautiful place.

 He could feel her fire. Her strength, raging throughout his entire soul. He could see her memories drowning his vision. He felt her burning, making him feel so alive. Her memories were so powerful. All at once he grew stronger, and weaker every step he took; She took part of herself back from him. Fighting for everything she lived for. A few moments later, after gathering enough strength to get himself back on his feet he took a sigh of relief. Must have been kinda drained from everything he thought to himself. Just needed rest. He felt this warmth in his chest. Like he had a heart, surging blood throughout him. The blue-green light grew stronger. Draining more life from him every step he took.

 He couldn't go any further. He stopped trying. The warlock started fading, almost as if you could see right through him. He was so angry with himself. He was sure she was it. Her strength was so strong, he was sure he wasn't going to win this fight. The harsh burning in his chest, grew within his entire body, and felt like every breath he took, was surely his last. A light beamed from his chest to the sky. It was over. The warlock closed his eyes, took in the beauty of his own light. He shattered into a thousand fragments of light. The blood elf beamed in from the sky to the ground. "The ground never felt so great beneath my feet." She thought to herself. 

 She aimed her beam of light to the sky, and summoned the Tauren, and Worgen down with her. "Im so glad it worked, and you both are here." She smiled. "Next time, we are just going to skip the mushrooms for dinner, wasn't worth this much trouble." The Tauren joked. "Thank you for all of your help, you have saved an entire village of souls, and we can finally bring back the light this forest once gave. Surely you both will return for a visit now and then?" The Worgen said, with a smile. The Tauren and blood elf both nodded,  "Of course."

 Making their way out of the forest, they parted ways with the Worgen. The blood elf casted auras on the Tauren, to ensure a safe path home. She felt like she had the power of a thousand warriors within her. The light she once had, shined out all around her. Bringing back life to Terrokar. She closed her eyes. Took in the beauty, to keep with her forever. They both hearthed back to Orgrimmar. The city greeted them with cheers, and happiness. Never felt so comforting. The Tauren took the Blood elf's hand. "Come rest with me, dear. You deserve it." He whispered. "I feel so alive! We have much to do, my love :)" She said. They walked home together. Happier then ever to be back. Although she never fully understood the power of the blue-green glow she kept, she welcomed it. It was now apart of her. Eventually it would reveal itself to her, and when it did. She and him, would battle once more.

The beginning.
;) -Safiree

All a Bad Dream -The Tauren and the Blood Elf part 2

 Happy Saturday everyone. Everything has been pretty cool. Still playing Magicka together with our friend Khulk. It's a pretty awesome game. When Gauss said about playing it I watched a video about it, and it looked really stupid. Come to find out, it's one of the best games i've ever played :) Wrote more for The Tauren and the Blood Elf. Made it nice and scary for Halloween. Autumn's Harvest in Rift has been pretty addicting. I've collected at least 750 Artifacts the past couple days hehe. Also wanted to remind everyone, Extra Life is coming up November 2nd for Rift. Register, and play for a weekend to benefit those in need. Details are on Trion's website. :D

 "I've never been here before, so be careful" the Tauren said. As they approached the first tent, the Blood Elf went inside. "Excuse me, might someone be able to help us?" she said softly. Everyone turned to her with a blank stare. Except one. In the far corner to her right she saw a tall dark figure. She squinted, then let her feet lead with curiosity  The figure slowly turned to her as she got closer. "Is there something I can do for you, dear?" he asked. 

 She wanted to ask him why he seemed different from all the others, but he didn't seem like the type to be open about much of anything. "A friend and I were walking through the forrest. and heard screaming, we followed it down through a cave to an injured Worgen, and an estranged Warlock. "Might you help us? we are concerned about the locals, and we don't want to let him go." The man watched her, and with the deepest sigh, he muttered  "Such concern from a couple of people simply passing by. How lovely it is you happened to be there in time to help this poor creature."

 The Blood Elf felt so uneasy. His tone seemed cynical, and untrustworthy to say the least. "We also noticed as we left, the same blue-green light we saw in the cave, is now casted on us, and we aren't sure what it is, or how to dispell. We wondered if there was a shaman around to help us, so we can be on our way?" The tall man smiled, and softly said, "you came to the right place. She knew something was wrong. She quickly ran through the tent out the way she came. 

 Leaving the tent, she noticed it wasn't the same outside as it was when she first went it. The Tauren and the Warlock were nowhere to be found. None of it made any sense to her. "What happened? she asked herself. The tall man followed her outside, along with the others who were in the the tent with him. "What happened to my friend and the warlock!" she screamed. The tall man with the same smile slowly walked up to her and put his had on her shoulder. "You are exactly what we need to finish what we started." Unable to sheath her weapons, or make any movement at all, she panicked  A dark, cold and paralyzing feeling filled her so fast, she couldn't make out her surroundings. "Sleep now dear, and when you wake up all of this will be a bad dream."

 Minutes, that seemed like days passed by. She drifted off more and more. She layed her head to the side, and saw the tall man laying on the ground with the Worgen standing over his body. She wondered how he got there, and how he knew where to find her. If he was too late, and if he could make this all go away. The Worgen picked her up and carried her away. Feeling so full of life, she woke up. There was a bright aura surrounding her, and the bed she was in. The tauren walked into the room and sat next to her.

 "What happened?" She asked. No need to worry, we are in Shattrath now, we were able to get you healed and now look at you. Like nothing even happened. "Where is the Worgen? How did he know where to find me? Where were you??" She had so many questions to ask the Tauren. She was scared the Warlock would come back and find her. She stumbled her words, trying to make sense of what happened. The tauren layed her back down, leaned in and whispered in her ear.. "Like I said, all a bad dream, my dear"
-Safiree

You Fail At Being A Warlock If...

So it is Patch Day today, but besides that it is everyone's favourite day of the week Fail Day. Staying with the the theme of the last few weeks of picking specific classes and making you and those you know not only laugh but feel awful about yourselves I felt this was the perfect opportunity to do the warlock. So without waiting any longer here goes

You Fail At Being A Warlock If...

• You don't have some stupid macro that everyone in the raid complains about when you summon your pet.
• If you think your Blueberry has the coolest names of all your demons
• Even when you were so Overpowered beyond belief you still found something about your class that needed to be buffed
• You don't apply eye liner before raids
• You think seeding is serious business
• You don't enjoy hellfiring yourself to death
• You wonder why you die when you mindlessly lifetap without getting heals
• You don't complain about having to summon someone to an instance because you are there so why couldn't they be.
• You don't have a snarky remark when someone asks for a lock cookie
• You don't have aggro problems
• Your toons hair isn't black
• Even despite your tier sets being some of the best designed throughout the entire games existence you complain endlessly they look bad
• When you pull aggro you blame it on "the dots"
• You keep razorblades by your desk incase someone beats you on DPS

and finally

• Even with Blizzards complete overhaul of the entire shard system you still complain it is stupid and unfair compared to other classes that have just mana

That is it for this week. Enjoy updating all your mods, finding things to do during downtime, and complaining that WoW as we know it is ending.

O Where O Where Can The Warlock Be?

So I don't know about other guilds, but with my guild warlocks have always been an issue. It doesn't matter what it is, but it is always something. Here are just a couple examples of warlock craziness.

• This one warlock thought I was purposely telling other warlocks to screw up so he would look bad. He left the guild after having a fit.
• Another warlock took it personally that he wasn't getting focus magic. He then transferred servers because we weren't letting him get to his full potential
• I swear without an hesitation we had a warlock who cut himself when he wasn't top DPS
• This one warlock had to say she was a lesbian in pretty much every sentence she ever said or typed
• First one dead last one back. Every time without fail. Apparently warlocks have a slow debuff while dead

These are just a few examples. This leads me to this current warlock we just recruited. Seemed like a good guy. His experience checked out. Has had many feats of strength for realm firsts. Even if he was a faction transfer a warlock is a warlock. He answered my plethora of questions without running away, and even took my warlock jokes in strides.

He was also excited to attend the raid Wednesday night. He was not saved to any raids and was ready to show us what he could do. Frankly, I thought I finally had found a sane warlock. Now truth be told I have said this before upon getting warlocks, to which I have changed my mind upon spending time around them.

So what is the problem you ask? Well he hasn't been on since that Wednesday afternoon. Haven't heard from him. The thing is before we did this interview I had hardly seen him offline. He never said he was going anywhere and like I said he was pretty pumped to be able to attend the raid Wednesday night. So I say Where O Where can the warlock be?

Just when I thought warlocks could be normal...