Fail Day! Yes here we are and if you are reading this you should probably already know why I am doing Fail Day on Shadow of Mordor. That is unless you live under some sort of rock and don't know that I have been talking about this game for months now waiting for it to be released. So as always is the case when a game is being released and I am looking forward to it let's see how prepared you all are for it.
You Fail At Knowing About Shadow of Mordor If...
- You didn't know it comes out today
- You are unaware of what the ring of power is
- You did not know Mordor was part of Middle Earth
- You are wondering why haven't seen Legolas
- You are not playing it on current Generation
- You are playing it on XBOX
- You are not looking forward to beheading orcs
- You know nothing about the death pact
- You have no idea who Sauron is
- You have no plans to make orcs fight for you
- Mindless killing of orcs doesn't peek your interest
- You are not looking forward to riding random beasts
- You are expecting Hobbits to make an aappearance
- You think this has something to do with the movies
- You have no plans to play
There it is you took your break now you can get back to playing. At least that's what I will be doing!