After Talking With the Stats Guys...

So for those of you who missed it yesterday in trade when I went off with a plethora(always wanted to use that word) of statistics I was enticed to go ahead with this topic. For the obvious hilarity and the bitching and complaining which are bound to happen whenever I sit down and type something. So by all means enjoy!

• 99% of female toons are played by males
• 41% of blood elves are gay
• 18% of warlocks have attempted suicide
• 11% of the horde has no clue who Gauss is
• 27% of guilds think they are awesome because they have a tabard
• 36% of teenage boys get off on watching a night elf dance
• Regarding the above 9% was based on the Male Night Elf
• 72% of what Bagellord says is retarded
• The last 28% U didn't read so I can't make a decision
• 43% if Llane ignores me
• 24% of them think I care that they are ignoring me
• 81% think I am a 300lbs man
• 76% of Statistics are made up
• 54% if people reading this think these stats are real
• 38% still think thet are true after reading the above stat
• 8% of WoW players play while on the toilet
• 19% watch porn with their Mic open on Vent
• 79% know someone in that 19%
• 91% read my blog to find out who I will offend
• 46% think I can be more offensive
• 53% of people think Garrosh would be a bad warchief because he is a brown orc
• 67% think Naga's belong in slave pens
• 78% of ret pallys live with their mothers
• 41% of those pallys sleep in the same bed
• Only 24% now think I can be more offensive
• 18% still think these stats are real
• 87% think Bagellord became a tauren so I would stop making fun of him
• 72% are still reading this
• 26% of WoW players play in their underwear
• 31% if WoW players have passed on sex in order to play more.
• 91% of the sex above involved their right hand
• Another 8% was the left
• 83% thought the above joke was funny
• 59% of people say my name wrong
• 9% still think these stats are real
• 34% are still laughing at the hand joke
• 4% of people don't know how to dive in water
• 13% of people would hit me if they met me
• 23% of people think I type out Pi every time
• 82% of people think I can't keep this up much longer
• 69% of people thought this was funny
• 47% thought it was funny I said 69.

So hope you all enjoyed the massive amount of rambling. Someone gave me an idea yesterday that I should have a reader contributor post once a week like the reputation post. So we will give it a go this week with the topic I was given. "Crazy Thing I Saw Gauss Do" so i will post around 10 of them, because I am assuming some of them will be long and i don't want to make people read novels. I am looking at Friday so you have till about Thursday to get them to me so I can read them in time to post on Friday. Thank you in advance and if this goes well I will make it a weekly thing.