Always a Failure To Me

So this will be the Forth song I have come up with. Of course I didn't write the original. In this case it is Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman to Me". I think this is my best one so far, but you all can judge. If you are interested by all means click the "song" label at the bottom of the list. If people are interested in recording it and/or making a video for it let me know. I know someone is already working on one for "Free Loot Tuesday" so by all means just let me know. So here it goes enjoy.

Always a Failure To Me

He can kill with his hair
He can dance with his thighs
He can ruin your faith with his casual DI
And he only reveals the spec he wants you to see
He cries like a child
But he's always a failure to me.

He will lead you to pain
He can beacon or heal you
You can tell him the truth
But he'll never believe
And he'll spec what you want, as long as it's ret
Yeah, he ninja'd your loot
But he's always a failure to me

Oh--He can bubble himself
He can heal if he wants
He is wasting my time
Oh--he never gives buffs
And he doesn't gem int
He is just out of his mind

And he'll promise you more
Then the unholy DK
Then he'll carelessly BoP you
And laugh while your screaming
But he'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause he's always a failure to me

Oh--He can bubble himself
He can heal if he wants
He is wasting my time
Oh--he never gives buffs
And he doesn't gem int
He is just out of his mind

He is frequently awful
And more than often schooled
He can spec how he pleases
He's just always a tool
And he can be removed
He's earned that from me
And the most he will do
Is throw QQs at you
But he's always a failure to me.

That is it hope you enjoyed it. If interested in the real song click here. Last remind that tonight is your last chance to get your jokes in for tomorrow. Enjoy whats left of your day