You Fail At Love Is In The Air If...

Fail Day! Oh it is that time again, and that is probably why you are here. I always find it entertaining that Fail Day is the most popular post of the week and its sole purpose is to poke fun at others. Sure sometimes I am poking fun at things I do, but really it is a day to sit back and realize all the dumb things you or others may do. This week I realized that I have never actually done a Fail Day about Love is in the Air so today I decided to fix this. So here goes.

You Fail At Love Is In The Air If...

• You are not a Love Fool
• You forget to have your Lovely Charm Collectors Kit on you
• You don't remember the pain and suffering of the heart candies when they were first introduced
• You have trouble spraying random people with cologne
• The concept of pink good green bad or green good and pink bad is extremely difficult for you
• You still have no idea where SFK is
• You don't display your Peddlefeet during holiday
• You think the love fool has unlimited uses
• You think wearing the Vile Fumigator's Mask will help you get a date
• You carry around "the Heartbreaker" to use as proof you don't live in your mother's basement
• You think carefully who you give your chocolate to everyday, be cause some of them may suffer from diabetes
• You actually think it is likely you will get a Big Love Rocket
• The new Love Bird will be your best looking mount

and finally

• When you put down your picnic basket people make it a point to walk away

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all enjoyed it!