You Fail At Valentine's Day If...

Today is Fail Day, but since it is Valentine's Day we are going to do this a little differently. How you say? Well we are going to do it about Valentine's Day. So sit back and enjoy.

You Fail At Valentine's Day If...

• You think it is not a commercial holiday
• You believe your wife/girlfriend won't care if you don't recognize the day
• When you get a bottle of perfume or cologne you spastically spray it at everyone who comes close to you
• You don't understand why this day is called "GFS Day" by many married people
• You are still questioning why you paid $50 for that dozen roses
• You sit beside a picnic basket in the middle of a park with a sign saying "looking for love"
• You dress up like Cupid and shoot people with arrows in an effort to find someone
• You decide the need for a reservation is useless
• When you open a box of chocolates you wonder why there was no gold inside
• You don't like cinnamon heats
• You tried to pickup a card this morning because you forgot what today was

and finally

• You believed them when they said "all they really want for Valentine's Day was you"

Happy Valentine's Day!!! Hopefully you don't fail this bad today!