So here we are another Tuesday so comes another Fail Day. Oh yes I know you have been waiting for it. How could you not? Everyone always enjoys poking fun at the failures of others it is what we do. So this week I thought we would poke fun at those who fail at achieving something. I know weird eh? So here it goes!
You Fail At Achievements If...
- At any time you consider anything to do with Halo worthy of the word achievement.
- You run around in circles in games to get the steps achievements
- You play against an opponent who doesn't exist to get your finishing move achievements in any fighting game.
- You at any time rage for not getting an achievement
- You only play games for achievements which have no value
- You think the number of bronze trophies you have on PSN is worth bragging about
- You read the last line and the first thing you thought was well I have this many silver ones
- You read the last one and then say go ahead insult my golds
- You download PSN free games of the week to pad your trophies
- You destroyed an entire region in SimCity in order to get your nuclear meltdown achievement
- You rejoiced the day they came out with cross account achievements in WoW because you could now hide the fact you switch alts on a monthly basis
- You have a turtle mount
- You wastes hours in an instance with a bunch of useless people to get an item required for a title achievement only to have it not drop
- You at any point link an achievement with the word anal next to or around it
and finally
- You don't say OMG GRATS! when people get an achievement
There you have it, this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did writing it.
Every time I see or hear grats I say one of your macros in my head. Then it makes me sad then slightly happy and then there are those tiems I say it out loud and everyone looks at me like I am insane. Good times
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