Birthday Break

So all of you may or may not know that the 26th of July is my Birthday. If you didn't then now you do. With that in mind I am going to be taking a short break from blogging for my Birthday starting today. After my short holiday I will be back with everything you know and love about my posting. Hopefully you don't all miss me too much and can go about your day without feeling like something is missing!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday....To Me

That is right 31 years ago today this world became graced with my very presence. Hard to believe I am 31 mostly because I tend not to act my age. Although when I start quoting things before people's times it does tend to date me. I guess the Endless Rage post kind of  did that. Truly though games used to be a lot more difficult when developers weren't concerned with the thing we like to call fairness.

Here is a short list of things which I predate

• Electronic Arts
• Super Mario
• Link
• Final Fantasy
• Game Genie
• The Internet
• Blizzard Entertainment

Yes those are just a few of them. Yes I am getting up there in gamer years, but just makes my thoughts, observations, and rants have that much more meaning right? Or could just mean I am going just a little crazy. So cheers here is to another year of my existence!

If you came here today looking for the reader post. Well as you can see it is not here. It will be here next week. So if you can live without it enjoy your weekend if you can't well that I kind of feel sorry for you. Be sure to remember to check out Safiree post tomorrow I am sure it will be a good one as always.

You Fail At Celebrating Gauss' Birthday If...

Ah yes it is Tuesday, which means of course it is Fail Day. Today though is a very special Fail Day because it is also my birthday. So with that in I decide to compile a special Fail Day post for just this occasion and I hope you enjoy it.

You Fail At Celebrating Gauss' Birthday If...

• When doing a heroic today you do optional bosses
• Upon seeing a ret pally you don't immediately /facepalm and /lol
• You don't make it a point to point out every TRH you see
• You don't remember how to dive in water
• You don't make it a point to learn something you don't know about Warcraft lore
• You play Alliance
• You don't visit Carine's grave
• You have enough hit to hit a level 90 boss
• You don't have a moment of silence for Pi
• You don't smile when someone is selling a feeble sword for 2000g in trade
• The name of Bagellord doesn't make you feel that much better about yourself
• You put green gems in epic gear
• You ride your turtle mount
• You don't go to Grizzly Hills and have yourself an epic log ride

and finally

• You had no idea today was Fail Day

There you have it. Hope you all enjoyed it. Have yourselves a great Free Loot Tuesday.

Happy Birthday To Me

That is right today is my birthday. My 28th actually. For all the math people out there this is the last time I will ever be perfect, unless of course I live until I am 496. I think that cake above is supposed to be the Zeppelin tower. I felt a little sad for it so I included it. So with today being my Birthday and all I have decided to include a list of things I would like for my Birthday from Blizzard.

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Closet: I have too many tabards and shirts and need a place to put them.

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Mail more than 12 things: This pisses me off don't tell me the mail service doesn't have large enough packages and boxes to make this happen.

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Staff Animation: I want a staff to have a walking stick animation like a real damn staff. This would be perfect for role playing purposes.

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Bandages Stack more than 20: Non-warriors probably don't understand how stupid this is. I would compare it to hunters ammo stacking in 100s rather than 1000s. We go throw through these too much and takes up too much bag space in comparison.

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Necklaces: Make them be visible it wouldn't be too much to add at all, and would add to more customizations.

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and lastly

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Beta Key: Honestly? Today is my birthday I better have one when I check today you stupid bastards.

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Enjoy my day everyone!