You Fail At Releasing Games If...

So it is Tuesday, and as you all know and are for, it is Fail Day. So it is time to poke fun normally at Gamers for things. Well today we are going after the developers because they fail a lot too. So why don't we just get to it.

You Fail At Releasing Games If...

• You never come up with a release date
• You are the developers of Half-Life 3
• You cave to your pushy community
• You ever worked on Duke Nukem Forever
• Your servers didn't work day one
• You think a world wide release will go off flawlessly
• You are trying to be fair to all players involved
• You don't have a digital copy of the game
• You have a patch every day for the first week
• You made promises you couldn't keep
• You are being looked into by the UK advertising board
• You have 90% of people returning your game week one

And Finally

• You think downloading a 55G first day patch is fair

There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it and got something out of it in some way or another. You now have my permission to go back to whatever you are doing.

You Fail At Not Caring About Previous Devs Tweets If...

Fail Day! Yes here it is again and what are we to do? Well we are, of course, gong to poke fun at people as we always do. Otherwise it really wouldn't be fail day wouldn't it? As for the topic this week? Well I have had people comment to me time and time again about what this person said and about what this person said about their former job, when really who cares? So I just had to take it upon myself to make a fail day post about it. So here we go

You Fail At Not Caring About Previous Dev's Tweets If...

• You proceed to constantly blame former employees for things they did to the game you play
• You are a professional complainer
• You check in with MMO Champion every time there is a tweet update
• You hashtag former employees in your tweets to new employees
• You ask them what they would do different now like it would matter
• You look forward to people quitting or getting fired so you can then follow them on twitter
• You feel you can trust what disgruntled employees say
• You believe it is your right to point out all their flaws
• You never miss an opportunity to remind them of past mistakes even if they weren't their mistakes
• You believe you know everything about game design
• You feel former Devs own you explanations

And Finally

• You don't play LoL and read Ghostcrawler's tweets

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all enjoyed it and got something out of it.