You Fail At Complaining About Power Of The Aspects If...

Fail Day that's right it is here once again. The day of the week where I tell each and everyone of you how you can horribly fail. I would never do it in a way which was insulting or made you feel horrible about yourself. Ok maybe I would, but that is beside the point. This week it is all about the "Power of the Aspects" which is the new stacking nerf being added January 31st. So why don't we just get to it.

You Fail At Complaining About Power Of The Aspects If...

• You have no idea that this isn't the same as ICC
• You are not aware that you can turn it off
• You go on and on about the game being easier and yet you will be one of the people that won't turn it off
• You say this makes the game too easy, and yet you have no un-nerfed heroic kills
• You replied to the official blue post with "catering to causals"
• You are of the belief hardmodes should never be nerfed
• You think this will make players think they are better than what they actually are just like ICC
• You believe that this will lead to them nerfing PvP
• You still fail to recognize it can be turned off
• You want to sound smart and cool by saying just do LFR
• You believe even if it is optional there really isn't an option. Basically you are the guy that says McDonalds doesn't have healthy food and eats there anyways

and finally

• You think they could have came up with a better name for it

There you have it, this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all enjoyed it. Since we are talking about Dragon Soul and nerfs I guess many more will hear this be spoken

"I AM DEATHWING! THE DESTROYER! THE END OF ALL THINGS! INEVITABLE! INDOMINABLE! I AM THE CATACLYSM!"

Enjoy your last reset before the optional nerf.

Z Nerfs

So if you didn't know or hear this happened

Zul'Aman

• Amani'shi Warbringer's damage has been reduced by 12%.
• Amani'shi Medicine Man's summoned Protective Ward health has been reduced by 60%.
• When an Amani'shi Scout is alerted, he now idles for 1 second before running to summon reinforcement.
• Amani'shi Reinforcement's damage has been reduced by 15%.
• Amani'shi Flame Casters' Fireball Volley now inflicts less damage.
• Jana'lai's Flame Breath ability now inflicts less persistent fire damage.
• In Dragonhawk form, Daakara's Flame Whirl spell increases fire damage taken by a lesser amount.
• Daakara's Creeping Paralysis now inflicts less damage.

Zul'Gurub

• Berserking Boulder Roller's Boulders now inflict less damage.
• Bloodlord Mandokir's Decapitate cooldown has been increased by 5 seconds.
• Gurubashi Shadow Hunters are now immune to Disarm.
• Gurubashi Shadow Hunter's Shadowed Shot ability now inflicts less damage.
• Gurubashi Blood Drinker's Blood Leech ability now inflicts less damage.
• Lesser Priest of Bethekk's Shadowflame ability now inflicts less periodic damage.
• High Priestess Kilnara's Wave of Agony now deals less damage.
• Jin'do's Twisted Spirit health has been reduced.
• Jin'do's Twisted Spirit damage has been reduced.
• Jin'do's Shadows of Hakkar now inflicts less damage.

So people are going nuts over these nerfs. Especially with a new raid instance out so you will outgear it even further. Now to the people who raid these nerfs aren't going to matter at all. They outgear the content and really will make the instance go by quicker. When you think about this it is what you want. You don't want to spend extra time to do something you just want to get your points for and be done with. So the question is, why nerf at all? Well that is simple. The Z heroics have been added to the normal rotation so people that were ungeared for them were getting placed in them. So you could have tanks and healers who were severely undergeared for them have to take a primary role. Now this is Blizzard's fault for not still teiring the heroics, and the nerf is an easy fix for them. It is also a nerf that really hurts no one because it is not current content and the players who are going to learn from these heroics are going to be the ones doing them for the first time, those being the players who are ungeared for them.

So with that all in mind before you go to the forums and typing in all caps think about why this happened in the first place.

Happy 1 year left to live.

You Fail At Complaining About Nerfs If...

Happy Fail Day! Oh yes it is that day of the week again where it is time to feel better about yourself at someone else's expense. Oh how wonderful it is. This week I decided to run with a topic that is always on everyone's mind. The word which is frowned upon or cheer upon depending on what side of the fence you are a on. Yes the word. "nerf" so lets get to it.

You Fail At Complaining About Nerfs If...

• The first thing you ask is how your DK will solo old raid bosses
• You think your constant complaining will actually make them reverse their decision
• You think it is unfair that your spells can no longer one shot players
• You think it is unfair to your epeen that previous tier content is nerfed
• You say the changes will make your class harder to play
• You a forum post asking for signatures for them to change their minds
• You start going on and on about Welfare Epics
• Your main complaint about the nerfs is you cannot macro your rotation to one key
• You forget that most people in TBC were 2 tiers behind current content
• Your main argument is the gear you earned will make you feel like less of a person
• You think World First guilds care about past tiers being nerfed
• You actually thought you were doing great because you are a good player
• Everything you say is either "PvP ruined the game" or "PvE ruined the game"

and finally

• You say you are going to play RIFT now because the content is more difficult

There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it and wish you all the best of luck on this Free Loot Tuesday.

ZOMG Nerf

So they are nerfing Bladestorm next patch so that you can be disarmed while doing it. Now whenever they nerf warriors for those who don't know there is always like 50 posts on the warrior forums about the same thing and it is all the same people replying to other peoples threads with the same thing that they said in other threads. Makes actually reading them rather confusing because you are always wondering if you read that already. Now I understand why they are doing this if you don't know here are the reasons.

• People are in aww of the spinning warrior and stand in the Bladestorm and die
• People don't know you can stop attacking a target
• There are many fail rogues that play this game
• Did I mention people don't know you don't have to stand in the Bladestorm?

Now this is obviously a PvP nerf, but you know could always equip a weapon chain... Anyways like think for a second of how one could possibly actually disarm someone while doing this. Or they going to say change Bladestorm to use at your own risk because you could lose your grip on your weapon. The now epic tooltip of bladestorm would know read something like this.

Instantly Whirlwind up to 4 nearby targets and for the next 6 sec you will perform a whirlwind attack every 1 sec. While under the effects of Bladestorm, you can move but cannot perform any other abilities but you do not feel pity or remorse or fear and you cannot be stopped unless killed. BEWARE use at your own risk could send your weapon flying and then you will be defenseless.

or

Instantly Whirlwind up to 4 nearby targets and for the next 6 sec you will perform a whirlwind attack every 1 sec. While under the effects of Bladestorm, you can move but cannot perform any other abilities but you do not feel pity or remorse or fear and you cannot be stopped unless disarmed.

or

Instantly Whirlwind up to 4 nearby targets and for the next 6 sec you will perform a whirlwind attack every 1 sec. While under the effects of Bladestorm, you can move but cannot perform any other abilities but you do not feel pity or remorse or fear, but watch out rogues have complained it is hard to sprint and runaway so now they can use dismantle on you.

Really I just like poking fun at the massive amount of crying on the warrior forums. Although I do think its funny how they are allowing this because people are retarded. Pretty soon you will be teleported out of AoE! Reminder tomorrow is the last day to get your stories in about "that special raider" keep sending them along I have been quite amused.