Showing posts with label One Night In Karazhan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One Night In Karazhan. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

You Fail At Hearthstone Adventures If...


Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week again where we make sure everyone else knows why they are awful. This week it is going to be all about Hearthstone adventures. Well let's just get to it.

You Fail At Hearthstone Adventures If...

  • You didn't know Hearthstone's newest adventure One Night in Karazhan just launched
  • You were not aware you play cards against the bosses
  • You think 700g is too hard to get
  • You think adventures are just cash grabs and offer nothing else
  • You complain you need a deck full of legendaries to beat the bosses
  • You don't enjoy the comic relief from emoting the bosses
  • You believe you should just be able to use the deck you always do
  • You hate making gimmic decks
  • You always lose and then bitch and complain on the forums
  • You think all wings should be able to be unlocked without gold or money
  • You have never completed a heroic boss because there is no point

And Finally

  • You have never completed one

There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it and even maybe learned something.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Ask Gauss

Sunday! Yes it is time to answer some questions while you are wondering where the hell your weekend went. Why? Because I know you the way your mind works. So without discussing more of my super powers let's get to the questions.

So is No Man's Sky a disappointment?

I wouldn't say a disappointment, but I will say people were expecting more. Now that is weird because the game seems to provide everything they were saying, but it is in a way that seems repetitive and redundant. I really think the whole Ghost and Goblins ending really shows that this game is artificially bigger than it actually is. No if they update the game with new things I believe over time it will be looked back on something amazing, but only time will tell.

So Karazhan thoughts?

I really enjoyed the prologue and the first wing especially the chess match was something I was hoping for and they did it, and did it in a way that was even better than I was expecting. I really think Blizzard is running with the adventures each time they are getting better and better with them and separating themselves from just make a card specific to the boss and making each boss something to remember. If you don't believe me go back and play a Naxx wing and come back here.

So Demon Hunters.

Yes they are out.

There you have it this week's questions all answered. Hopefully you got something out of them in one way or another. As always thank you to everyone who sent something in this would not be possible without all of your efforts.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Thursday, August 4, 2016

One Night Of Raging


So if you haven't been living under a rock you know that the newest Hearthstone Adventure has been announced that being One Night In Karazhan. Now me like any normal person in the world would see something new that they could play as a good thing. New cards, new bosses, and much more. Right now I know you are nodding your head in agreement because you are, you know, normal.

So then what is on my mind? Well if you know Hearthstone then you know when something new is coming out they showcase the cards to get everyone excited to play and get their hands on the cards. Well in doing so it opens the door to anyone and everyone who rages and complains. It could be that why are they asking for more money, why do the new cards suck, why are the new cards so overpowered, or why do I have to wait so long to play each wing. So the normal entitled bullshit that people always say.

These people now are also going on how they are "ruining" Karazhan with this "party" gimmick. I don't know if you have noticed, but all the adventures have been very tongue and check because you know Hearthstone if you haven't noticed isn't a serious game at all. So why all of the sudden do you think it should be? So just sit back and wait to play and get your new cards because no matter how much you complain about it we all know you are still going to play one way or another so do everyone a favour and shut your mouth so the rest of us can enjoy what is coming.