You Fail At Chirping If...

Fail Day! Yes here we are yet another Tuesday yet another time to point out why others are not as awesome as we are. I got the this idea while my we were chirping at one another playing Diablo the other day, but that only reminded me about how awful some of the chirps I have heard over the years. So here goes.

You Fail At Chirping If...

• Your only insults involve someone's mother
• You only play CoD to get new material
• You believe repeating the same insult actually makes it more threatening
• You go after someone for the same shit you do
• At any point you have said "I do have friends"
• You get parental chirping advice
• You record others chirps and pass them off as your own
• You frequently misspell your insult
• You have to explain yourself on why something was awesome
• You play a Pally in WoW
• Your voice is so high pitched I think awful things are happening every waking moment
• Your stories to explain your awesome skills happened at a time no one was able to witness them 

And finally

• You believe your headset gives you super powers

There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all learned a little something.

You Fail At Trash Talking If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time once again. Also today is a great day because the NHL season starts today! Yes that is the hockey crazed Canadian coming out in me, but I don't care. Go Leafs Go! With hockey starting, and some recent events in my own little gaming world I thought I would do this week's piece on trash talking so here we go.

You Fail At Trash Talking If...

• Any of your trash talking includes Call of Duty
• When you loose horribly after your endless banter you disconnect yourself so you have an excuse
• Your skills are trumped by Bagellord
• Your APM is so low it is actually difficult to calculate
• The words "Your Mom" comes out of your mouth while you are talking
• You are a Habs fan
• No one has actually ever witnessed your so called "greatness"
• You think of random horrible excuses why you cannot play the game you are the greatest at
• You are the best rogue on the server
• You were Diamond in LoL but your history obviously points to the fact you were never higher than Gold
• You apologize for your trash talking
• You say "I am the best at ___" followed by "You do you do ____"
• You own people with Goliaths in Starcraft II always in 1v1
• When you lose you enter a state of rage where random giberish comes out of your mouth or is some how typed. This is followed by a moment of silence, which is then followed by the words "I am done with this stupid shit"

and finally

• The words good, great, amazing, and awesome are not words which would ever be used to describe you.

There you go this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did writing it!