NPC's I Hate and of course why!

So I have gotten a lot of requests about things to do since the whole titles thing and have tried to fill most of them. Here is another one which was requested.

Any Draenei NPC: Why you ask? Have you ever heard them talk just the sound of them makes me want to punch them in the face.

Arthas in CoS: Does he take a series of bathroom breaks during the dam instance. For someone in a dam hurry to murder everyone in the dam city he sure takes his sweet ass time.

That Dam Goblin: You know which one I am talking about. The one in Un'Goro during the escort quest you find by the fire. He keeps fainting when you try to take him back the marshals. Honestly I should have just let the bastard die at least that would have made me feel better.

Wilfred Fizzlebang: This guy is new but still. First off hes a Gnome and we all know gnomes fail to begin with. Second of all he starts the encounter when my DBM won't shut the hell up and tell me I am near legion flames. Honestly I get it, at least he was killed and I can be happy with that.

Brann Bronzebeard: Always asking for help and never once saying Thank you like what the hell is his problem. No to mention when he says he will help hes almost useless. I guess I shouldn't have expected much from a dwarf.

Any god dam NPC that walks away and closes the quest on me. God I hate that makes me want to kill kittens.

Monty: That retarded gnome in the tram that won't stay dead. WTF is his respawn timer anyway just stay dead you little bitch.

The quest giver for the Amazon daily: You know the one that gives the satchel which has the chance to give the stupid polar bear mount that i have never gotten doing that dam daily every single god dam day. At least when there are snowballs inside I enjoy pelting her with them until they are gone. This is a good exercise if the RNG hates me as much as it hates you. Also as a side note if you have that mount just know that I hate you more than you can ever imagine.

The Lich King: Oh your so strong you could kill me anytime you wanted. but you will let me live. Get some balls and hit me bitch. Learn to not be full of fail.

Tiron Fordring: he is a ret pally. Also ever notice how he is always so positive he is like that guy who tells kids it doesn't matter if they win or lose. Of course it matters you retard. When you wipe in ToC I almost expect this guy to come down and give you ribbons of participation.

So that's all for today coming up I got 10 ways to have fun in trade, People who ignore me, Another App i can't wait to tell you all about, Things people do that bother me, and lastly You know you fail at WoW if..

Gauss Nation

So I have been doing this for a week now and already seem to have a bunch of supporters. Thank you all for all the comments in game and on here. That will probably be the only nice thing you will ever here me say because as you know I hate people and enjoy anyway possible to belittle them. If I didn't reply back to you in game it was probably because I had no clue who you were and assumed you were asking me for money and didn't have the time to come up with some reason not to give it to you.

Anyways, the For The Horde runs will be up again tomorrow and will happen once a day all weekend most likely early afternoon so grab your spots quickly as I hate when people bitch and complain how they missed out. Honestly I don't care get your invite early and walk your dam dog after or shoot him and you will never have to walk him and miss the raid again. If you have gone before it doesn't matter come along they are always fun and we have a good time. Why wouldn't we when I constantly make fun of people and speak only in /rw

I have also been asked if I can expand my runs to old school instances for all the achievement happy people. Maybe if there is enough people who want to do it I will run them. It would be a nice change to make fun of people for doing new-old retarded things. If there is an instance you would like to get going on tell me on here or in game and I will look into it. If I don't respond mail me as I tend to look at that more often.

and finally Welcome all to the Gauss Nation let us all pledge to make a noob's life a living hell

So Races..

So people been asking me since I did titles to do classes and races. I did classes yesterday so today I decided to do races. I'll separate in Alliance and Horde then by Alpha so I don't appear racist.

First I feel I should mention Female vs Male toons. Obviously if you picked a female toon and your male you are starved for attention and thinking rolling a female toon will get you more attention and somehow make you feel better about your parents not loving you. Sorry to burst your bubble but ya. If you play a male toon and your female you don't want the attention because your female and you want to be judged on your play. This would work if it weren't for the fact that any male toon that refuses to speak over vent I assume is female so I suggest a voice modulator to keep your secret safe.

So enough of that to the goods!

Alliance

Draenei: So i will be honest the first time I saw a group of Draenei I thought blue man group was going for a new look, and was going to inform them it was a bad one. Looking like the child of a Squid and a Goat gives me nightmares about how that would even be possible. So besides being a freak of WoW what are you? To me your that kid who no one ever wanted to play with until you realize he had all the cool toys then you hung around him just for that reason. For those of you who are mentally retarded the cool toy is being a shaman. Add this to the fact that your voice drives me nuts and all I can say is /facepalm

Dwarf: We all know dwarfs are funny, and they got that dance that makes you laugh. Hell isn't this the reason you got an Iron Boot Flask? But when you get past all that your a 4ft fool who looks horrible in everything. Dwarfs make great bank toons because when there fun becomes old your done all the bank crap and can log off how one could put up leveling and looking at one constant is beyond me. Look at it this way dwarf priests are special....o wait not anymore.

Gnome: Where do I begin? First off you lost your city to a bunch of level 30s and have still yet to take it back. Can you be any more fail? You think your cool because you look like an idiot, but really your just that an idiot. Your not cute, no one cares that you slap your ass while you dance. Face it your the punch line of 90% of WoW jokes and the 10% are not funny because they aren't about gnomes.

Human: First all I gotta say what the hell is wrong with you? You are playing a fantasy game and you picked a human. That's like going out for Halloween dressed like yourself. All you have going for you is your jokes, but everyone knows that is what CoT is for. You obviously fail.

Night Elf: It takes a special kind of person to roll a Night Elf. You most likely are some horny teenager you wants to seethe female dance. Or you have some weird obsession with Orlando Bloom which is just as creepy. If this is not the case you roll them because you liked their racials. If this is the case your a dumbass and obviously suck and have no clue. In truth I would think more of you if you rolled a human.

Horde

Blood Elf: So you picked a class that twirls in the air when they jump like a fairy. That in itself is obviously win. Silvermoon is that city that other horde races cheer when its under attack, because maybe just maybe the alliance will take it over. Your that kid that follows me around and no matter how many times I tell you to go away I turn around and your still there! If your not a pally that means you picked to be one... There are some deeper issues there which are best discusses with professionals. If your a ret pally your not reading this because you already found something to complain about don't worry I understand your bubble should be an I Win button. Whenever I dream about WoW Silvermoon is always on fire and I am sitting outside roasting marshmallows. I guess you can take pride that your former leader is the Emo king of WoW maybe rolling a Blood elf was Merely a setback....

Orc: So your big, strong pretty good things. If only you didn't look like something I wipe off my ass then you would be awesome. Your like the horde version of a Dwarf except bigger so your flaws are much more visible. You look good in a Tux... Just be thankful your not a Blood Elf and that Orcs can't be Pallys

Tauren: So you picked the biggest race in the game because you got picked on and think squashing Gnomes is going to make you feel better. I'm sorry but it won't face it your a giant cow. Everything on you is so over sized its almost ridiculous. Maybe this would impress the tauren ladies you would think. It seems though Blizzard removed female taurens and no one noticed go figure.

Troll: People play trolls? No, Honestly? Seriously? So if you did pick a troll get ready for random whispers asking you if you are in fact a troll. These people most of the time will be standing right in front of you and will probably be blood elves. From the moment you roll your toon no matter what class you decide to pick you will be "the troll" You may think it is good to be different, its not. That's just something your parents till you so you feel special about having a mole on your face or having a third nipple. If your a troll we know your "special"

Undead: So your a walking corpse? And this was by choice? First off you need to admit to yourself you have a problem before anyone can help you. This is especially the case when your toon has no Jaw. What kind of wacko are you? You are the kind of people I try to avoid on the street and you are the ones who are running around chasing little girls saying "RUNAWAY LITTLE GIRL". Please do us all a favour lock your doors and don't stop playing WoW and never leave your home. The world will be a better place for us all.

Hope you enjoyed it!

Flappy I got no issues with race re-rolls its like admitting you made a mistake except your not waking up next to her the next morning. The day will always live in your nightmares!

Yesterday people asked me about my class so I'll just tell all those who don't know I play a Tauren

Thoughts on Classes

Death Knight: You are obviously lazy since your toon starts at level 55. You obviously think you are better than anyone else or should be because you are a “hero” class. You feel leveling professions is for losers or at least say so because you are too lazy to level your own. Anytime you die it must have been because of lag because how could someone from so awesome a class actually die? 90% of Death Knights are horrible players and of that 90% 100% of them think they are not part of the 90%. So I will be the first one to inform you that you are indeed horrible and you fail.

Druid: If your a healing druid you are this way because either your guild makes you heal and you hate it or you have ADD and like to heal and since druids don't stand still this makes it much easier for you. If you are a tanking druid rogues hate you, and so do all other tanks because you steal their gear and don't use it nearly as well as they do. Face it you will never be as good as a rogue, and you can't can't block so you fail. Only reason you would be in the raid is for you 5% crit buff, but honestly your useless. If you are a boomkin face it you are a giant chicken or some owl on drugs. You also press 2 buttons and think you are awesome for it. You try to kept people entertained by dancing like an idiot. Let me let you in on a secret they are not laughing at your dancing they are laughing at your dps and how you think its good.

Hunter: So you are a hunter. You have a pet which you have no clue how to manage it breaks CC all the time and you blame it on the tank. You are cheap which is why you love feign death and how it saves you repair cost. You complain about having to buy bullets when you don't have to pay for repairs and often times you run out of ammo like a moron. You are afk for 20% of pulls so you don't have to change your Misdirect macro and when you do use it its on the wrong tank because you missed the dam instructions while you were afk.

Mage: Your a mage. You go through keyboards once a month because you press 1-2 buttons during raids. You refuse to focus magic anyone who doesn't focus you in return. Face it you suck and your not getting it. You somehow believe your class is hard to believe when it is obviously the easiest. You fail at using your Iceblock at the right time and use the excuse it was on cooldown when it obviously wasn't. Lets be clear here if you suck at playing a mage, which you probably do its best you either reroll another more difficult toon because this way you actually have an excuse for sucking or just realize you fail at wow and quit.

Paladin: Face it you rolled a pally so you could bubble. If your ret you were born to complain and you do it all the time. You feel pallys should be the best at everything because you have a bubble. The fact is if your a ret pally your a dumbass who should have rolled another class, because even if your good at it you will still always be a ret pally and no one will ever get beyond that idea. If your Holy you think you are awesome because you top the healing meters like a mad man. Maybe once in awhile you should check the overheal meter. If the tank dies its your fault and honestly he plans you and wants to send you his repair bill. If your a tank lets just say no other tank respects you. When you can tank by going afk and thinking you are that awesome face it you fail. If you try to argue that pally tanking isn't easy your a moron and honestly no one will ever listen to you again. If your a blood elf... well that's a whole nother topic

Priest: If your a healer you are either pissed off that you are raid healing or you are mad at how it is so easy for pallys and druids to heal. You constantly complain how you are a much better healer than these other classes because it takes much more skill to play a priest. You always threaten to reroll these class just to prove the point, but never go through with it. The truth is you may actually just suck. If your shadow you feel you don't get enough respect for what you do. You again complain how all these other dps classes have burst damage and you don't. The truth is you wished you rolled a warlock because you always get asked to heal when you want to dps. Just face it you will be nothing more than a second rate dpser.

Rogue: You blame everyone but yourself when you don't top the damage meters. Druids, Dks, and Warriors stealing your gear always drives you nuts. You feel other classes should do the interupts when you obviously have nothing better to do. Face it 95% of rogues are crybabies on the same level as ret pallys, and for God sakes don't fan of knives on a single target you morons.

Shaman: If your healing you complain that you never get to tank heal even if you have the most overpowered heal in the game, you deserve your shot to tank heal. If you wanted to tank heal roll a dam pally you idiot. If your enhance you blame blizzard for no having enough HP since you seem to always have less than clothies. You feel you have to compete with too many classes for the same gear and even if you do have a point no one actually cares so you can shutup about it. If your Elemental you pissed at how you always have to wear cloth, and then have casters bitch at you when you take their gear. Face it your a shaman and the only reason your in the raid is to Bloodlust.

Warlock: If you played a lock when they were godly overpowered you always talk about the glory days when you could own anything. You feel these times should come back already. Warlocks always seem to have nervous break downs or emo moments. They take the slightlest things too seriously like you slept with their wife and murdered their mother, but all you did was not give them a specific buff. You rolled a lock live with the fact that you have soulshards, also wit hthe fact you have to summon people and put down healthstones. No one wants to know your life story and about that time in Naxx when no one would help you click.

Warrior:If your a tank you are either horrible and by horrible I mean you can't hold aggro off a level 2 critter or you are good and think your great. These type think they should get summoned everywhere have the groups made around what they want to do in truth they believe they have somehow been crowned king overnight. Face it your not god. If your Arms you probably have no clue how to play. You use bladestorm before the tank gets aggro and die and then complain about how you wear plate and how high your repair bills are. You also fail to DPS and no matter how many times people explain it to you , you somehow fail to understand. Maybe its turn warriors are retarded. If your fury you are only this because you think Titan's Grip is awesome. The whole YOU GET TO USE TWO TWO HANDERS thing just ringed you in. Face it though Fury warriors are the kings of fail you will be looking for a village that needs their idiot.


Races will be soon to come!

WoW Voice clips have a use in real life

So we play the game and we enjoy the voice clips, but maybe I am the only one who thinks about times when you could use these lines in real life for some good laughs. Here are just a few off the top of my head.

ok so your on a one night stand, and something breaks while you are in bed or you just want to mess with her, but the question is what do you say? Well XT002 has the perfect thing to say "I think I broke it.." for maximum affect say in the little kid voice.

So your camping and you want to screw with the people around you. First you build this massive fire then scream at the top of your lungs "BURN YOU MISERABLE WRETCHES" if all goes well here people will call the cops and you can talk about that one time when some idiot wiped your Sarth raid.

Ever have that person come up to you saying they know you from somewhere and you have no clue, of course you have but now you can thank Thorim "I remember you...in the mountains..."

Dress up like a missionary and stand outside a church and pretend your Prophet Skrem "Prepare for the return of the ancient one!"

Ever wonder what would be the perfect way to quit your job? Kologarn has got you covered. Go into your boss' office and yell "OBLIVION" while doingthis make sure you knock everything off their desk with your arm.

You could chse little girls on the street yelling "RUNAWAY LITTLE GIRL" although i don't recomment this one as it is sure to result in some jail time. You might have better luck with "PATCHWORK WANT TO PLAY" but most likely will get the same result.

While getting patched up at the hospital after an injury Kael has the perfect thing to say "O i know what your thinking but Tempest Keep was merely a setback. It was a stepping stone to a much larger plan..." When the doctor or nurse looks at you like your crazy just skip to the end "MY DEMISE ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING THE MASTER WILL HAVE YOU. YOU WILL DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD, YOUR WORLD WILL BURN!!!!" if they actually let you leave it will be a great story to tell people.

Run around like a mad man in a shopping mall and scream "MEDIC" like Mimiron and you are sure to get some attention.

Illidan's "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED" can really be said in the midst of any conversation and will be awesome.

ever wonder what to say while attempting to do a blue angel? Well Algalon has it right "FACE THE FURY OF THE COSMOS"

Mother...well lets not open that can of worms. With lines like "easy come easy go", "I wasn't finished" I am sure you all can use your imagination.

Ok so this wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. oh well maybe it will get a laugh or two

Talking to Gold Sellers can be fun

So topic says it all let me go through the conversation. First I was sitting in Dalaran doing nothing much besides Pi spam in trade when he whispered me and I decided to have a little fun with him so here it is

Darine(the gold seller):hey do you have time to talk?
of course I see its a level 1 and know what its about
Gauss: For Gold sellers I always have the time
Darine: Have I already talked to you?
Gauss: No I just know
Darine: How do you know?
Gauss: Because your a level 1 and asked to talk to me
Darine: Did you want to know the special we are having then
Gauss: Only if it includes a free Pizza
Darine: It doesn't
Gauss: How are you going to make a sale without free Pizza
Darine: we have free Delivery
Gauss: But you have no Pizza
Darine: Do you need gold?
Gauss: Everyone needs gold
Darine:So you want to know the special we are having
Gauss: I said if it came with free Pizza
Darine: It doesn't do you still want to know?
Gauss: Let me tell you something. You suck at this job. Do you ever watch TV?
Darine: I do
Gauss: Ok good, have you seen the Slap Chop ad?
Darine: No whats that
Gauss: how could you not have seen that?
Darine: can I tell you the specials
Gauss: just know this YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
Darine:so we have lots of gold $80 for 20k
Gauss: I'M A TEEPEE
Darine: can i order you some
Gauss:I'M A WIGWAM


he stopped answering me after this i wish he didn't I was having a lot of fun with him.

To all those asking I will be doing my thoughts on races and classes soon enough I just have to put it all into words

Special Holiday For the Horde

So everyone knows I run these Fri, Sat, Sun or at least I would think they know this by now. But today was a holiday so I decided to run another for the good folks on Llane. Now I always expect there are going to be people who are pretty clueless in the bunch if I didn't then I wouldn't have any fun about writing about it now would I. So lets just be clear here the way to make an impression is first of all when you whisper me for an invite asking "What is For the Horde" especially when I linked the achievement and it has exactly what it is. Also saying "I have no clue where Ashenvale is" is also if you didn't know a bad thing. In fact the words "You sir are full of win" are the exact words that came to my mind. This was later followed by "Whats a fish feast?" and "How do i turn down my graphics settings?" yes I know I couldn't even make up stuff this good. I have to give him credit though he didn't fall off the boat.

Speaking of falling off the boat our buddy from Yesterday returned to get his Stormwind kill. If you forget Xtreme was the guy who jumped off the boat and asked for a summon at least 30 times while we were running through the city. I told him to die in a fire or did I just think about it. Either way he was back today and he didn't move at all while on the ships. At least he learned his lesson, and I would like to think my constant making fun of him was part of it.

Someone did fall off the boat though and who would have guessed it would be a ret pally. Go Hercules that was full of win at least he was able to swim to shore and get the kill. I am almost of the belief he did it on purpose so I would mention him. So I have and now he will be happy.

Something new and yet pretty stupid started happening. As anyone who has run the raid with me I summon the raid for Ironforge into the Yeti Cave outside the front of the city so we can mount up and run in rather than running through the tram where people with the horrible computers end up dying and complaining they didn't get credit. All I need to is being whisperd by some 8 year olds mother complaining how I screwed him out of his pixels. What was I talking about o ya summons. So I started summoning the raid as always when some moron warlock starts summoning hte people that we have summoned into the cave back inthe tram. If anyone was full of fail it was this guy. For one since I told him to stop he said ok and then 3 minutes later he started summoning people again. This made me happy with a new guild name for a guild he should create sadly I don't think he would have trouble finding members.

All in all the raid went fine like always besides the idiots that released and missed credit. I don't even know why I bother saying not release. Ah yes there comes that "special kind of stupid" again. But you all know its not about the raid getting the bears its about what stupid or dumbass things people will do during the raid. As always can't wait till next weekend for the next set.

Anub is dead

So just a little comment here as was thinking when we killed him. First it seems blizz fixed the glitch and the floor actually caved in. Besides that I jsut found it funny that when you kill him Tiron is right there. So first off he just lets the Lich King destroy the floor and you fall to god knows where. Speaking of that if you want to piss people in the raid off cast water walking on them so they die when they hit the water, at least I would find that funny. Anyways back on track. So he lets you fall apparently to your death without even helping you and then since he was chilling down there you can only asume you just stood back and watch you fight. He must have been all tired sitting there with the Ashbringer on his back. So you do al lthe work and hes like take this dam portal to Dalaran already and get the hell out of my place, and btw you dam slacker try the Grand Crusader next time you nub. This is how we know Tiron must be a ret Pally because he complains about everything and we all know Ret pallys are the kings of Complaining.

Avast I have run out of things to complain about... Well there is always tomorrow

For the Horde Highlights

The raid was successful which is obvious because well because no matter how much I complain about how moronic people can be they somehow no matter how much they suck they pull it off. So today for the run I decided to highlight some things that happened.

1) How do people fall behind in the first 10seconds like honestly they click the dam ready button and 10 seconds later they are behind. If only we were on vent I could think of so many ways to poke fun at them.

2)Along with the falling behind how does one not only fall off the dock once, not twice but three times. Lets just say it was obvious when I check this guys Title and it said "Jenkins"

3)It never surprises my how people complain they don't get summons when they jump off the boat on the way to stormwind. Like honestly you are the dumbass that jumped off the boat and you expect me to fix your problem. Your a moron go die in a fire.

4)How do people do less than 1k dps at level 80 and think its good. Are people this retarded? Honestly how does some suck so bad

Guess we will have another run tomorrow because of the holiday, maybe people tomorrow will surprise me

Titles oh how I love you

So I have come to the conclusion someones title can tell you a lot about them. Here are a few and what I believe explains everything you need to know about them WoW wise.

of the Nightfall: Good players since to get this achieve requires the ability to listen to instructions and not be retarded. So in my books when you see someone with this title you can asume most of what they say they know something about it.

any of the seasonals like elder, the noble etc: these people obviously care how the title sounds next to their name because these titles prove nothing more than doing silly time sinks that blizz puts in the game to pass the time. These people since they care how the title sounds have some semblance of knowledge and generally can be trusted not to do stupid things. This of course is not true if it is during the holiday because anyone who gets this title will put it on.

Chef or Salty: These people want you to know that they wasted their time doing pointless achievements that get you basically nothing. Since these are not simple achieves they can't be grouped with the set of titles above. Because these take some time you can basically asume these people don't have much of a social life, but then this means they probably spend a lot of time on WoW. So in your case of knowing them in WoW this is a good thing generally good people.

Hand of A'dal or Champion of Naaru: This people want you to know they played during BC and they were able to do what many could not. Do things the right way before blizz made things more easy mode. These people might also act like they are better than the average person, but in WoW terms they probably part of the better player category and feel they deserve the respect they crave. Now if they suck and have this title it means they were carried by their guild or they were that guy that waited outside every night and only got in as a last resort if this you find out to be the case I suggest a /point /laugh over and over till they either log of or report you.

Loremaster: These people generally have a lot of gold and a lot of play time maybe because of both. This can be combined with the Salty or Chef except for the fact they have the gold. If people have this title out they probably get asked for gold at least 30 times a day while they are online. So be sure to ask them again in case your tell got mixed up in all the others don't worry they will love you for it.

Challenger, Rival, Duelist, Gladiator: These people are proud of their Arena achievements and feel they are UBER AWESOME. They will generally speak in terms and use short forms that other wow players have no clue what they are talking about, because if you didn't know "Arena" is a totally different language. Now this escalates in degree by the rank displayed and you should be aware of it. If these people don't PvE they will constantly argue how arena takes so much skill and the best players only do arena. IF you try to argue with them about this it will go something like. OMG like we neds points for gear and gotta Win against OP teams that neds nerf cuz those DKs take like no skillz at all like wtf druid healers and why MPR like you know. See now it all makes sense doesn't it?

of "insert city": If it is their home city the honestly have no better title they could pick so they pretty much implies they fail. If isn't their home city they probably think they are funny which is not the case so you can asume they must think they are better than they actually are. These players are dangerous in my opinion because if you tell them whatyou think and they have some sort of life altering expierence don't be surprised to see a school shot up on the news or some guy locking up people in a shoppping mall

Champion of the Frozen Wastes: These people just fail.

Jenkins: Lets be honest here if someone has this title you would be better grouping with someone who has Champion of the Frozen Wastes

Scarb Lord: Someone who has this title was someone who opened the AQ gates. This is actually the rarest title in WoW. In addition to having spent too much time on wow, they have seen pretty much everything the game has to offer. This just adds to the fact they know they play too much time playing the dam game. So they hate themselves for it and therefore probably would enjoy being asked pointless questions. They probably get asked about their title and how they got it on a basis, so i suggest asking them about something different like how they got that Black Bug...

High Warlord: These people were the PvP kings from back in the day and have done more BGs then they care to mention. They probably now hate BGs with a passion and can't understand how people still don't know how to play WSG and why AV bases are still unfair. They often talk about the good ole days of pvp without resilence and how you could throw purples at everyone. These people generally know a lot about there class as well as others and work well with groups since all those things were needed while they were gaining this title. These people also probably will never change their title because they believe it to be one of the hardest things to do in WoWs history and they are proud they were able to do it.

Maybe I will do some more later but thats good for now

Well that For the Horde was interesting

So if yesterday's For the Horde went smoothly and people never did anything retarded well today was the opposite. Something so simple as taking off path of frost seemed impossible. I must asked that about 20+ times and apparently that didn't help. Not to mention I am fearful for the future because of a particular person named Bagellord. Anything you could do wrong he was able to do it. Even those things you thought impossible. Apparently to him the bottom of the stairs meant the top dps by the door meant run to the oppositie side like a complete moron, and finally don't get on the boat meant get on it. Now I would have kicked him, but it did amuse me to see how completely retarded so I did keep him in the raid.

Now all the stupidness aside I never thought 40 people assembled could have DPS that bad. I am not kidding I think it took 15minutes to take down the IF king. It took long enough they could get enforcements to come and get there. It was certainly a good thing I was tanking, but really this made me think is it really possible for me to fail at this. The group was like 80% suck and still pulled it off maybe have to get to that 39/40 suck to actually test of the theory.

Suck or not though always is entertaining and the quest to get every horde a black bear will go on. As will my constant bitching and complaining and morons in these raids. Till tomorrows raid that will be all!

Faction Transfer

This just came to me and kinda pisses me off a bit. Now not only do I have the random horde whispering me about wanting to join now I got the random alliance thinking about it or have done it expecting to get auto invited. Yes I am sure you are truly awesome at least you don't have 71 points in frost like that retard mage the other day. Anyways this is not much of a bitch just something which has just begun and has found ways to bother me and its only been going on for a couple days. I suspect there will be much more complaining about this in the near future. Enjoy your 3 day weekend!

Another Successful For the Horde

So yet again I pulled it off another For the Horde completed another set of new black bear riders. For the first time I didn't have to kick anyone for being retarded. Although it is funny making fun of the people asking for summons when they jump of the boat to Stormwind. So here I am hoping to right a story about some doing something stupid and I have nothing how boring. I guess there is always tomorrow and Sunday's run to make up for this uneventful one.

WTF Blizz

So we went to go kill Anub'arak in ToC today and magicallythe floor the Lich King Destroied the previous night was back again. So instead of having the option to see the event again and all the wonderful stuff there is no NPC to trigger it. So ya apparently the event was bugged and we are getting screwed out of a kill hopefully its up and running by Sunday because I would really hate to be screwed out of the kill because of some stupid glitch.

So off to WG we went and killed the new guy in a one shot. Your basic fire is bad fight so watch out for idiots in your groups that like to stand in fires. Did another FL4 Tower and started to try XT hard mode. When of course my peaceful night decided to end.

Do people even look where you are when they ask you to tank an instance like honestly. This really bugs me. I am sitting in Ulduar and my DBM even responds to them as such and they still keep asking and I am forced to use my macro. For those who don't know it or haven't seen it here it is

Yes I can tank and I have no good reason not to really run your instance with you, but the simple answer is I am an @$$hole who thinks he is better than you. So good luck in your instance without me and GAUSS FOR PRES!!!

Actually this time I had a reason, but obviously this moron was to stupid to realize I was in Ulduar actually fighting a boss when he asked not only once when I refused to respond, but the second and third time.

Anyways there is my bitching for the day. If you want For the Horde i'll run my groups as always throughout the weekend just look for the trade spam. Enjoy your long weekend!

New App

So those who know me I am the Leader of Three Score. For those who don't really who the hell are you and why are you here then. Anyways I always get whispers about people wanting to join the guild for some reason or the other, and as always I am there to give people the benefit of the doubt. That first off they are actually up to our level and secondly that they are not an idiot. I know asuming the second might be a stretch for many, but can't always asume the worst. Anyways he/she was polite and actually did try to convince me that they were so awesome they didn't need to put up an App, which in my books even if they were horrible at least they weren't a moron. So they posted and of course i didn't tell them i would be looking at it right away becasue all I need is whispers ever 30seconds asking me what I think. For those who don't know me and are still reading, yes I hate people.

Ok so I looked at the App gear wasn't too bad, obviously not good enough for our level but he/she was shooting high. Why join a sub par guild when you can get one near or at the top right? Then I noticed they had no gems, no chants on ANYTHING. Maybe i am an elitest but like wtf? You are applying to a guild and want to show you are commited to your toon and you don't even do this. Like not even shitty green gems that I could make fun of for being cheap. NO GEMS. NO CHANTS. I reloaded the page like 4 times just to make sure it was working properly. Of course it came out the same. Before anyone says anything Armory wasn't bugged I checked my own toon to make sure of it. Now this wasn't even the best part. I didn't even happen to see his spec. For this Mage was so awesome he didn't even need any talents in arcane or fire he just put them all in Frost. Yes you heard me right 0/0/71 was the spec. I didn't even bother looking at his expierence or rep at this point, and now I come to a point.

1) Do I even bother this person and till them they are a complete and other idiot
2)Do I try to be nice and say your just not ready for our level of content
3)Tell him/her they are a complete and utter moron and they fail at wow

Lets just say I was in a good mood and went with Option 2. Besides I had only been asked to Tank the heroic daily like 10 times so it was looking like a good night. The point being they tried to tell me that I was full of crap and had no idea what level of gear was needed for the content we do. Of course I just am clueless you moron. Maybe I should put 71 points in Arms and just own everyones face. So lets just say my nicest went away and I moved to Option 3. This is what I get for trying to be nice. They threatened to ignore me and I thought my prayers were answered, but I wasn't that lucky. 71 points in frost apparently topped the dmg meters in all groups he was in. Of course he was probably running regular nexus with 68s and even they would be on his ass.

After about 20 minutes of his ranting and by this point I could even think of anything else to make fun of him on. I still couldn't get over his spec. They stopped apparently their mother called them for Dinner. Let this be a lesson to you guild leaders please ask the age question first and then although you may get a good laugh at their expense for a few nights you won't have to argue with a mamma's boy or girl

Ok I have finally given in!

So after request upon request I have finally given in and started this. I guess the purpose will be like a recount of what its like to be Gauss on Llane.