Tuesday, October 13, 2015

You Fail At Old School RPGs If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week once again. Time to sit back and poke fun at things others or even ourselves do wrong. This week I thought about looking at older RPGs and what quirks they have. Mostly because I always tend to replay some older ones a few times a year for shits and giggles so it is on my mind. So just deal with it. So here we go.

You Fail At Old School RPGs If...

  • You expect it to be voice acted
  • You complain about bad voice acting
  • You don't laugh when you say the word "HARPOON"
  • You expect to have your hand held
  • You hate grinding
  • You don't think grinding is required
  • You don't like "unfair" things
  • You don't understand the importance of a save point
  • You don't know what a save point is
  • You don't follow elemental weaknesses
  • You hate item resrtictions
  • You don't wonder how spiders have gold
  • You are unaware of the pain of status effects

And Finally

  • You have never played one

There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all got something out of it even if it was a jab!

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