Gauss' Epic Quotes

So I know raid leaders always have the things they say, when shit goes bad or goes well. You know you say things people will either laugh at for hours or people will scratch their heads wondering what you are talking about. The worst or best part is, guess it depends on who you ask, people will never let you forget those things you said. So here are some of the ones people will never let me forget

"If you have a shitty computer turn your settings down, if you're not sure it's shitty turn them down"

"If your house was on fire would you stay inside because it gave you a haste buff? Of course not you would get the hell out of the fire."

"Who heals and who fails? Because I am sensing the fail is strong today"

"When there is AoE damage you have no friends stay the fuck away from each other"

"You see when you get that beam between you and someone else it means they want a hug, make sure they get it. They will be happy and I will be happy"

"As much as I appreciate artistic talent, writing your name with Legion Flames is not something I want to see"

"Apparently you all have no idea what teabag means, stand where his damn balls should be"

"Rez me so I have time to die again before the boss"

"Apparently Stupidity has no cooldown"

"Hug a crusher, that means die for the idiots who still haven't read about this fight"

"Apparently some people misunderstood the purpose of runaway little girl, or maybe I do. Didn't know it meant run straight at the damn thing that will make you wipe the raid."

"This boss is an idiot check, this should scare many of you"

"The Elevator boss strikes again pray we never have to fight something on elevators"

"I jump when I cleave because everyone knows cleavage is much better while jumping"

"When everyone is screaming at you and you have sparks coming out of your ass it is not because we love you"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD GO TO YOUR DBM TAB AND FIND THE FUCKING BUTTON THAT SAYS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE STANDING IN THE GREEN SHIT"

There you have it. So I get a little bothered sometimes while raiding it's all in good fun. Enjoy your last day before reset and remember to turn in your weekly.