Tuesday, March 30, 2010

You Fail At Heroics If...

Tuesday! Everyone's favourite day of failure. Dying in my daily heroic 5 times before the first boss yesterday really made me want to finally make this the fail post. We all know the fail is strong in heroics I am sure you can relate to a lot of these.

You Fail At Heroics If...
  • You're the tank and a DPS in the party has more Health than you
  • You leave group because the other people are too geared for you
  • Your name is Wally
  • You're a DPS holy priest
  • You did less DPS than the Smite Priest
  • You enjoy doing the rock boss in Halls of Stone
  • You cannot make the jump in Old Kingdom to skip all the bosses
  • You still believe doing more bosses gets you more badges
  • You take pound in AN
  • You stand next to an exploding ghoul in ToC
  • You need gear from the heroic you're in
  • You beg for 15 minutes to do the Oculus achievements
  • You say you need an afk when in fact you are lost and don't want to admit it
  • You wait for mana every pull
  • You only heal the tank and refuse to heal anyone else
  • You whisper me asking to leave because I am being "mean"

and finally

  • You are from the server Ragnaros

That is it for this week. Hope you enjoyed it and I wish you luck with all your drops this Free Loot Tuesday.

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9 comments:

  1. MacMarch 30, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    I was in a group where the tank had 29k HP. I couldn't believe it. It didn't go well and he ended up getting booted

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  2. AnonymousMarch 30, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    I miss wally we haven't heard from him...

    -Boggle

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  3. HierroMarch 30, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    I actually have fun grouping with Ragnaros.

    It's kinda fun surprising them that I can speak Spanish too.

    And it's more fun being able to talk shit about the other people in the group when they can't understand you :D

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  4. SocksMarch 30, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    It is not even that I can't understand them quel'thas is the same way, but they don't suck like Ragnaros

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  5. AnonymousMarch 30, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    Always fun to check in and see who you are insulting today to make you feel better about yourself.

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  6. CalamMarch 30, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    I think he pokes fun at everyone including himself. If you ever read his guild master or raid leader ones it is pretty obvious

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  7. AnonymousMarch 31, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    "You need gear from the heroic you're in"

    This is the only one I have a disagreement with. It's attitudes like this that are a problem. Let's not forget what heroics were originally designed for. I'm happy for people to get upgrades in heroics. I know that it might get soon replaced due to badge gear, but for fresh 80's and people without a lot of play time heroics can be valuable for upgrades.

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  8. GobottleMarch 31, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    I think he was making fun at how easy it is to get gear now. Since you can get t9 in a day if you wanted

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  9. AnonymousMarch 31, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Always fun to check in and see who you are insulting today to make you feel better about yourself.


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    To Anonymous

    Always fun to check in to see if you have grown a pair yet. Obviously you never will.

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