Tuesday, May 17, 2016

You Fail At Complaining About Good Game Reviews If...

Fail Day! Here we are on yet another Fail Day. The days where we get to feel better about ourselves by making others feel completely worthless and idiotic. Unless, of course, you are one of those people then we all thank you for your sacrifice. This week with all the reviews that have been coming out for a certain game I have seen a lot of people being keyboard warriors about it so figured it was a good time to put all of them in their place.

You Fail At Complaining About Good Game Reviews If...

  • You have no idea what a good game is
  • You believe it is unheard of a game got a higher metascore than rolling simulator 3
  • You have never played the game
  • You never plan on playing the game
  • Because of the previous two you believe you have the best expert opinion
  • You don't think linear games deserve any recognition
  • You don't realize 99% of games have a linear story
  • You are anti cinematic game because you have obviously never seen a movie or a television show
  • You just like complaining about games you have yet to play or won't play
  • You are angry you bought an Xbox One
  • You took offence to the fact I insulted your precious Xbox

And Finally

  • You have no idea what I am talking about because you are busy playing Call of Duty

There you have it this week's edition of Fail hope you all enjoyed it or suffered through it accordingly.

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