Tuesday, May 31, 2016

You Fail At Gaming Controls If

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week once again where we get to feel better about ourselves because of someone else's misfortune. This week I decided to look how some controls in games just aren't meant for people.

You Fail At Gaming Controls If...

  • You have trouble pressing X to Jason
  • You don't know how to do a hadouken
  • You can't hold mulltiple buttons at one time
  • You look forward to one button fatalities
  • You suck at maintaining cover and just run around aimlessly
  • Positioning is overly complicated
  • Your greatest gaming feats are done by button mashing
  • You curse motion controls because they require physical effort
  • You don't know any shortcut keys
  • You think the xbox controller is the best one ever designed
  • You don't know the "enter" button on any form of controller

And Finally

  • You are a clicker or a keyboard turner

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all enjoyed it and maybe just maybe learned something

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