I Need A Healer

So I know I haven't done a parody in awhile so for all of you who have waited paitently you will now get what you have asked for. "I Need A Healer" is taken from Bonnie Tyler's song "I Need A Hero". Hope you enjoy it and tell me what you think.

I Need A Healer

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Where have all the good toons gone, and where are all the old gods?

Where's the raid-wise disc priest to fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a blood knight upon an epic steed?

Late at night I toss and I turn and think of what the raid needs.

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I need a healer, I'm holding out for a healer 'til the end of the night

He's gotta be gemmed and hes gotta be fast

And he's gotta be flasked for the fight

I need a healer, I'm holding out for a healer 'ti the morning light

He's gotta be buffed and he's gotta be bright

And he's gotta top up that life, top up that life.

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Somewhere after raid night, in my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond guild reach

There's someone responding to me

Raiding on the server and put in the hot seat

It's gonna take a kingslayer to sweep me off my feet

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Up where the tanks meet the bosses above

Out where chain lightning hits me.

I could swear there is someone somewhere, who could heal me

Through the goo, and the gas, and the fire, and the frost, and the flood

I can feel his heals, like the fire in my blood

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I need a healer, I'm holding out for a healer 'til the morning light

He's gotta be buffed and he's gotta be bright

And he's gotta top up that life

He's gotta be gemmed and hes gotta be fast

And he's gotta be flasked for the fight

I NEED A HEALER!

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Well that is it for today. Plan is to do an Ultimate For The Horde tomorrow. So if you are on Llane that means 3+ raid groups to take over the cities after we are done killing the leaders. Enjoy day two of the long weekend.