You Fail At Wiping If...
- It was only a wipe because you forgot to bubble
- You taunted the boss as DPS
- You thought an army of iceblocks was code for awesome
- You confuse "Skull" with "Box"
- You heal people standing in Death and Decay
- You are unaware of the fact dragons cleave
- You keep dpsing when wipe is called
- You are unsure what tank the beam means
- You go on with healing the tank if a wipe is called
- You don't have a hearthstone macro
- You are unaware of how to "hug a crusher"
- You never have attempted hardmode trash
- Your best assisting happens on MC'd targets
- You interpret "Stop DPS" as "Blow all cooldowns mindlessly"
- You DI the mage
and finally
- Your wipes are pointless because you never kill the boss
That is it for this week. May your wipes all have a purpose!
But I must pump the meters before we wipe it makes me feel so much better.
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pointless wipes...
ReplyDeletemages are pro rezers
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