Saturday, May 1, 2010

OMG GRATS!!!

So anyone who has every been in a guild with me knows why this is funny. You see when patch 3.0 hit and the achievement system was brought to us was when all the fun started. People were getting achievement after achievement for the stupid things we had already done hundreds maybe even thousands of times. No matter what, people would say grats like it was this thing that had to be said. Like when you level and you say ding. It is as if you are this mindless robot and just do it. So I had an idea. Someone got an achievement and I say OMG GRATS!!. This happened each and every time. Basically showing how some of the achievements are rather, how can we put this, useless? Yes because getting a shave and a hair cut is of course just as difficult as killing Illidan. At first people laughed, then some people got annoyed, and then people would notice if I was afk because well they would say "Gauss where is my grats?". Every time some new joins the guild they ask if it is a mod or a macro. It is not a mod although I am sure there is one. It is a macro because of course it has evolved from just "OMG GRATS!!" to many other forms.

OMG GRATS!!
YOU HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!

OMG GRATS!!
NOT SO NOOB ANYMORE ARE WE??

OMG GRATS!!
YOU'RE GAINING ON MY POINTS!!

OMG GRATS!!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE THAT!!

OMG GRATS!!
Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle!

OMG GRATS!!
NOW IF YOU COULD ONLY LEARN TO NOT STAND IN THE GREEN SHIT!!

OMG GRATS!!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!!

YOU BURNED ALL THE FOOD!!
THE SHADE!!
THE RUM!!
OMG GRATS!!
WHY IS THE RUM GONE??

HALLELUJAH BROTHER!!
XENU WOULD BE PROUD!!

So what crazy things go on when someone gets an achievement around you?

4 comments:

  1. who is Xenu?

    -Boggle

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  2. ROFL funny stuff. We are freaks and just say grats..

    @Boggle

    Scientology guy is Xenu

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  3. I had a macro that was {star}G{star}R{star}A{star}T{star}Z{star}

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  4. I think I would get pretty bothered by anything like this. Or maybe it would be so stupid it would make me laugh everytime.

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