Tuesday, October 4, 2011

You Fail At Nozdormu Lore If...

Fail Day! Oh yes it is that time again. As you could probably tell from the title we are going to continue with the Lore character fails. It will not be Horde or Alliance today as many people have sugested I do characters who are netural in natural and many may not know much of anything about. A real test of people's failures I am told. So I went with someone who everyone knows who he is but probably knows next to nothing about. So here we go!

You Fail At Nozdormu Lore If...
  • You didn't know he was the Aspect of Time known as the Timeless One
  • You were not aware that he was the only aspect empowered by Aman'thul the high father of the Pantheon
  • You did not know it is a rare occurrence for him to be seen as he is always off protecting time
  • You didn't know Aman'thul showed him his death so he could be taught a lesson to never think he was all powerful to escape it
  • You did not know his eyes our hour glasses themselves
  • You were not aware he is the one that sent Rhonin, Broxigar, and Krasus back in time to the War of the Ancients
  • You were not aware he has a lisp because he is still in each and every moment
  • You didn't know he was the one that blessed Nordrassil with the enchantment, which in turn gave the night elves immortality
  • You didn't know he has a "Lair" where he places things he has collected throughout the time ways
  • You didn't know he is said to be the most powerful yet humble being on Azeroth. Someone who could stop something before it happens, but yet never does
  • You were not aware that he and his flight cared for saved blue eggs during the War of the Ancients
  • You did not know Thrall was the one that found him lost in the time ways, the reason why he was absent for so long
  • You didn't know that in the one time lime where Nozdormu saw that he was the leader of the Infinite Dragonflight he believed it was due to the Old Gods
and finally
  • You still don't know that Murozond is in fact the future version of Nozdormu who will eventually go mad and try to interfere with the past.
There you have it this week's edition of fail. As always here is the quote one of my favourites and the most talked about for years

“I know what you hide from her, from usss. It is my fate and curssse to know such things and be unable myssself to prevent them. Know that I now asssk for forgiveness for the wrongs I will caussse you in the future, but I mussst be what I am destined to be... as Malygos is.”

Good luck this week, it is Free Loot Tuesday!

1 comment:

  1. I completely agree that quote has been the talk of lore for years and I think 4.3 finally has cleaned it up