Tuesday, October 25, 2011

You Fail Knowing Anything About The New Expansion If...

Tuesday, meaning Fail Day is here. The day of the week where we see how much you or anyone you know fails. All in good fun of course. I wouldn't purposely make people feel horrible about themselves now would I? When looking for a topic for today I figured Blizzcon was this past weekend and the expansion was announced so why not. So here we go

You Fail At Knowing Anything About The New Expansion If...
  • You did not know it was called Mists of Pandaria
  • The first words to come to your mind were "Pandas really?"
  • You were not aware Pokemon has invaded Azeroth
  • You are an Alliance player and have not been shedding tears for Theramore
  • You are still complaining they are not adding Account wide achievements
  • You think there is a big baddie
  • You think it is unfair that the Horde/Alliance got the panderen and the Alliance/Horde didn't
  • You cannot believe they are adding another hero class to the game
  • You think End Game questing is stupid
  • You have no idea how scenarios are any better than instances
  • You think them letting us fly on mounts while leveling will ruin the experience
  • You think the dungeon challenges will be stupid because those who outgear them will always have the best times
  • You still think they should have overhauled the talent system
  • You think rogues and warriors should just be able to throw there weapons instead of having range weapons they never use.
and finally
  • You have no idea who Chen Stormstout is
There you have it, this week's edition of fail. Hope you all got a kick out of it. Now a quote from our favourite Brewmaster to end it

"Ah perhaps it needs some refinement. Afterall we must learn to crawl before we run"

Good luck on this week's reset!

1 comment:

  1. I think that was the longest fail day title in history. Good stuff though anyone who doesn't know will actually be very confused though. I love it