Tuesday, August 18, 2015

You Fail At Team Objectives If...

Fail Day! Yes here we are that point in the week again where you get to feel just a little bit better about yourself because I am making someone else feel worse. Yes, such a wonderful day isn't it? This week I decided to go with the topic of teamwork because frankly lately I haven't seen much of it when playing with random people and I just have to vent.

You Fail At Team Objectives If...

  • You missed the signal
  • You figure the rest of the team has got it covered
  • You try to take on the other team before anyone arrives
  • You show up after everyone else is dead
  • You didn't know you had to help
  • You aren't exactly sure what you are in fact supposed to do
  • You just rage at people for helping out wrong instead of informing them how to do so correctly
  • You have spent too much time playing single player games
  • You spend more time insulting someone's mother instead of playing the game
  • You just want to be left alone to do your thing in peace
  • Your mic is muted
  • You have serious problems at being given helpful advice
  • You are one of those people who has no business playing a competitive game

and finally

  • You are so bad you believe the team is better off with you not helping at all

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all had a good laugh or at least a good rage out moment recollection.

1 comment:

  1. Sounds like you have had some good teams lately