Tuesday, April 10, 2012

You Fail At Complaining About Battle net If...

Fail Day. Yes it is that time again. Oh how much I have been looking forward to doing this Fail Day for some time. It just seemed something else came up and I just had to make sure that got done. So what is it that I am so excited about? Well Battle net. Seems weird, but if you have been reading anything on forums or gaming websites you know exactly what I am talking about. So here it goes.

You Fail At Complaining About Battle Net If...

  • You think Battle Net should be more like Facebook, if you want Facebook go on Facebook.
  • You blame Blizzard for your lack of friends
  • You want to log on a game to not play the game, but to sit in a chat room
  • You feel a chat windows size is the make it or break it feature of a game
  • You want to be automatically placed in a channel you were in the last time you were logged on because it is a difficult task for you to join the same channel again
  • You feel it should be easier to bother people endlessly while they are playing the game they logged on to play
  • You enjoy paying $60 for a game you will never play
  • You want to be able to report people endlessly because it makes you feel like you are actually important
  • You complain chat channels are "ghost towns" but you never join them in the first place
  • You believe games should be delay just to satisfy your social networking aspirations
  • You are one of the those people who has a nervous breakdown when you realize someone removed you from Real ID
  • You believe people should be forced into a channel when logging in just so it gives the appearance of them being full.

and finally

  • You don't think I realize they could be better, but I don't make it my life goal to make sure they are.
There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you enjoyed it!


  1. Never should you be forced to join chat channels. Honestly people don't use them now in SC2 because it is the popular thing to do because some guy said they were bad

  2. I could not resist commenting. Perfectly written!

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