You Fail At The Last Of Us If...
- You run straight at people while they are shooting you
- You forget that one needs to breath while swimming underwater
- You don't try to make Elle say "oh fuck" every time you kill someone
- You don't always have an extra shiv
- You don't wonder an arrow to the chest is a kill shot but a gunshot isn't
- You forget to pickup your arrows out of the corpses
- You don't run out of bloater explosions
- You don't kill people that say "please don't kill me"
- You don't tape scissors to your melee weapons
- You don't find it odd how Elle always finds you ammo health kits
- You have walked into tripwires more than once
- Better yet you run into a tripwire you just ducked under
- You don't use focus hearing to your advantage
- You have ever died from falling
- You wonder why people keep seeing you without realizing your flashlight has been on for an hour
- You repeatably try to punch a clicker and wonder why you keep dying.
The you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you enjoyed it. If you are still not playing the game well I don't know what to say to you.