Tuesday, June 7, 2016

You Fail At Streaming If...

Fail Day! Yes here we are again to celebrate our ability to make others feel worse. Yes, we are awful human beings, but at least we are enjoying ourselves. As always is the case with Fail Day I think long and hard about what my topics will be. This week it is all about streaming and those that just don't have it. So here goes.

You Fail At Streaming If...

  • Your ability to entertain is surpassed by paint drying
  • Your chat is always an arguement on why you are a sellout
  • You plug sponsors or people who you want to sponsor you every half hour
  • You celebrate a 12 hour stream as if it is a rare occourance for you
  • You play retro games like they are new games
  • Your connection cannot support an HD stream
  • Your donations are based on how little of your skin is covered
  • You try to copy other successful streams
  • You can't remember the last time you played a game on your gaming stream
  • You have a donation tracker that cannot even remember your last donation
  • Your only subscriber is your mother
  • Your mods need to moderate themselves

And Finally

  • Everybody watching your stream is waiting for an "accident"

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all enjoyed it and maybe just maybe those who need direction have a way of getting it.

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