Tuesday, March 1, 2016

You Fail At Being A Good Henchmen If...

So last week during my list I went and created a list based on who I thought were the best number 2s or Henchmen to their Big Baddie. So this got me thinking how can someone actually Fail at being a Henchmen? Well there are tons of examples all through gaming so let's get right to it.

You Fail At Being A Good Henchmen If...

  • You have to be resurrected multiple times
  • You explain your bosses plan to the hero
  • All you ever wanted to be was a Knight
  • You are sympathetic towards the Hero
  • You have no idea what you are fighting for/against
  • You flee when challenged
  • You are easily flipped
  • You are the comic relief
  • You are known as "that guy" years after people have played the game
  • Your name is either Biggs or Wedge
  • You kill people with butterflies
  • Everyone likes your twin better than you
  • You become a loot pinata

And Finally

  • You keep betraying your boss in order to be the Big Baddie

There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it.

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