Tuesday, January 20, 2015

You Fail At Dead Kings If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week once again. Time to sit back and enjoy everyone's failures just so you feel slightly better than you do right now. Last week we got the first look at the first DLC for Assassin's Creed Unity and since it was a free DLC I figured it was the perfect opportunity for a Fail Day.

You Fail At Dead Kings If...

  • You don't have Unity
  • You have yet to complete Unity and you started it
  • You have yet to download it
  • You don't like creeping around catacombs
  • You don't enjoy multi kills with guillotine guns
  • You are not playing it out of spite
  • You find it too difficult with the need for "Stealth" in an AC game
  • You don't want to synchronize more viewpoints
  • You are still working at opening all the chests in Paris
  • You have Uplay issues
  • You are still wondering where the hell Ezio is
  • You thought this was going to be a WWII DLC
  • You are still upset there is no pink colour scheme for your assassin colours

and finally

  • You didn't know it was free
There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Enjoy your tomb crawling

1 comment:

  1. Haven't had a chance yet. Just recently completed Unity but I will be checking this all out